"Heartilation" Off of their new album, Can't Maintain. Pretty simple. Artist: Andrew Jackson Jihad Album: Can't Maintain Year: 2009 Label: Asian Man Tuning: Standard Intro (First two times muted): C - F - C - C (muted, hit F twice, quickly) C - F - C - F - C - F - C - C (hit F twice, quickly)

I wanna break apart ^Cmy heart Glue the pieces to^Am my car

Crash it into a w^Fall I don't wanna feel at a^Gll

Wanna break apart ^Cmy heart

Douse it in gas^Coline Til the fire b^Amurns clean

Then flick a ciga^Frette Like that movie C^Gon Air

Doused in gas^Coline

And i^Ff you th^Gink You are be^Ctter than me, you're ^Amright

F (short strokes) There's no one to love G (short strokes) There's no one to trust

In my li^Cfe. ^F ^C ^F

I want to pick up the p^Cieces And plant them in th^Ame ground

F G C - F - C (done quickly) When a tree grows there I want to chop that tree down

Build it into a b^Coat And float it in a ^Amlake

And with dyna^Fmite I will expl^Gode the thing that makes me m^Cake mistakes

And i^Ff you th^Gink You are be^Ctter than me, you're ^Amright

F (short strokes) There's no one to love G (short strokes) There's no one to trust

In my li^Cfe. ^F ^C ^F

Some^Ftimes I get so l^Gonesome I can't bre^Cath

^C Some^Ftimes I get so s^Gcared that I can't s^Cpe

ak^B

^Am

Someti^Fmes I get so w^Gorried I can't h^Cear my hea^Amrtbeat An^Fyway

An^Fmyway C - F - C - F - C - F - C - C

I wanna tear out ^Cmy heart And give it ^Amaway

To a pe^Frson more dese^Grving one d^Cay If all I ^Csee

Is the ^Amworst in everything F (quick strokes) That's all I'm gonna get

G (quick stroke) That's all I'm gonna get

That's all I'm gonna^C get

And i^Ff you th^Gink You are be^Ctter than me, you're ^Amright

F (short strokes) There's no one to love G (short strokes) There's no one to trust

In my li^Amfe. F (short strokes) There's no one to love

G (short strokes) There's no one to trust

In my li^Amfe. F (short strokes) No one to love

G (short strokes) There's no one to trust

In my li^Cfe.

"Self Esteem" Song: Self Esteem Band: Andrew Jackson Jihad Album: Can't Maintain Tabber: TorrentSurvivor(aka Manowar313)

^CThis place is taking all my self-es^Fteem ^CAnd everybody is afraid of ^Fme

^AmAnd I can't make ^Emeye contact with ^Canyone I ^Fsee ^CThis place is taking ^Gall my self-^Cesteem

^CAnd everybody is afraid of ^Fme ^CAnd I'm afraid to go out in the ^Fstreets

^AmReminders of my ^Emfailures everywhere ^Cthat I will b^Fe ^CEverybody is ^Gafraid of ^Cme

And ^Ampeople ^Gfreak me o^Fut ^G ^AmPeople m^Gake me ^Fscared ^G

^AmPeople ma^Gke me so ^Fdamn self-a^Gware

^CI get bronchitis twice a year at le^Fast ^CMy lungs aren't the way that they should ^Fbe

^AmAnd I smoke m^Emore than a m^Cotherfucking^F chimney ^CI declare ^Gwar on my ^Cbody

^CAnd I'm a liar and I am a ^Fthief ^CTaking things from those better than ^Fme

^AmPathetic little m^Eman with some p^Cathetic little ^Fdream ^CI hope you al^Gl can forgive m^Ce

"Love in the Time of Human Papillomavirus" Am G C Am F G Am C Am F G Am

^CYou will cough up ^Amcrows that peck my ^Feye^Gs ^CAnd I will do ^Amnothing but go ^Fblin^Gd

But my ^Amheart It has ^Geyes And my ^Clove It has ^Fsight Even ^Amthough it may ^Gbe A little ^Ccloudy ^F

Am G C Am F G Am C Am F G Am

And ^Cyou will break my ^Amback for all the ^Fburdens I lay ^Gupon it But ^CI will never ^Amblame you for those ^Fbees inside this ^Gbonnet

And my ^Amlungs will grow ^Gcancers And my ^Cback it will grow ^Fachy I will ^Ambuy us an ^Gacre Of some ^Cland in the ^Fcity We could ^Amlive there ^Gtogether Or I'll ^Clive alone less ^Fhappy But I'll ^Amlive ^GUnfortunately

Am G C Am F G Am C "Evil" C

^CNo one will kn^C/Bow how e^Amvil I ^Freally ^Cam No one will know how evil I really am

Cause I ^Flike to wear dis^Gguises And I ^Amlike to disguise my plans ^FNo one will know how ^Gevil I really ^Cam

And ^Cno one will kn^C/Bow ^Amtruly how^F I feel^C And ^Cno one will kn^C/Bow ^Amhow I ^Ftruly ^Cfeel

Cause ^FI can no longer diffe^Grentiate Between what is ^Amfake and what is real ^F I ^Gdon't know how I feel^C ^E7

F G C-C/B-Am-G F G C

^CI was bo^C/Brn ^Am in a ^Fhospital^C ^CMy first ^C/Btwo days were ^Amspent in the ^Fcare of ^Cnuns But my ^Fmother found it in ^Gher To go a^Amhead and take me back And I ^Flove her ^G ^C ^E7

F G C-C/B-Am-G F G C

And ^CI will al^C/Bways appreci^Amate bad ^Fdays like ^Cthis Because they ^Cgrant me a ^C/Bpoint of refe^Amrence in regards^F to my happi^Cness

And al^Fthough I feel cold and emp^Gty one day I hope ^AmI can feel warm and full Stand with ^Fhonor, and ^Gcomfort, and ^Cdignity ^E7

F G C-C/B-Am-G F G C "You Don't Deserve Yourself"

^CI will take your teeth ^AmBut I'll hold out for^G a while ^CIf you please

^CI'll make you fall asleep ^AmEven if ^Gyou're not^C tired

^AmYou don't ^Gdeserve yourself ^CAnd I will make you bleed ^AmFrom your mouth and your^G nose ^CAnd your eyes

^CYour blood will taste so sweet ^Ameeee e^Geee e^Ceeet C ^AmYou don't deserve ^Gyourself ^AmYou don't deserve ^Gyourself

C(hold) And I have seen

^AmThe darkest ^Gheart of ^Chumanity C(hold) And I truly believe ^AmThat we are capable of ^Ggood as ^Cwell

^AmYou don't deserve ^Gyourself ^AmYou don't deserve ^Gyourself ^AmYou don't deserve ^Gyourself^C

^AmAnd you need to love ^Gyourself ^AmYou need to love y^Gourself ^AmYou need to love y^Gourself ^C

"Olde(y) Tyme(y)" Intro/Trombone solo: C Am F G F G C Cmaj7 Am F G C Am C C Am C (listen to song for timing, its kinda hard to describe)

^CI've had a bad day, I a^Amm ashamed, And I'm a^Ffraid ^G And I am^F draine^Gd of what was na^Cmed ^Cmaj7self-r^Amespect^F ^G ^C ^Am ^C ^C ^Am ^C

^CIf the bridge that I was driving over ^AmCollapsed while I was driving over it ^F That may not be such a bad thing ^G

^FI would finally meet my maker ^G I could meet ^Cthe great ^Cmaj7 creato^Amr And I'd punch^F him for teaching me ho^Gw to sing ^C ^Am ^C ^C ^Am ^C

^CAnd my body would be at the bottom ^AmOf a lake in West Virginia Instea^Fd of the bottom of this bottle that I drink ^G

I don't hav^Fe a drinking problem ^G Don't have^C a drinkin^Cmaj7g solutio^Amn ^FI don't think I ever ^Glearned to think ^C ^Am ^C ^C ^Am ^C

^CAnd no one knows What it's like ^Amto be ^FAnybody but themselves ^G ^FNo on^Ge ^CNo-o^Cmaj7 one ^Am ^FNo-o ^Gone else ^C ^Am ^C ^C ^Am ^C

(Thank you) "Kazoo Sonata in C Maj" buy a kazoo, hum along. no guitar whatsoever. "We Didn't Come Here To Rock" yet another simple AJJ song with their favorite chords... C GC

We didn't come here to r^Cock We only came to disap^Gpoint you Cause deep down in your c^Amunt That's exactly what you wanted ^Fus t^Go do

You wanted us to lead you ^Con You wanted us to bum you ^Gout So you could build us ^Amup And you could knock us d^Fown

If tha^Ft's what ge^Gts your d^Amick ha^Crd F G ( C, G, Am, F ) Telling people they're bad at making art

You wanted to feel che^Cated I guess we gave you what you ne^Geded So you're wel^Amcome Don't worry about ^Fit ^G Just stay on the co^Cuch Judge whatever peopl^Ge do Don't do anything for y^Amourself I'd hate to see it happen to ^Fyou ^G

^FIf that's what ge^Gts your di^Amck ha^Crd Tel^Fling people they're ba^Gd at making ^Amart Feeli^Fng just like you're^G the one in cha^Amrge ^C Pissi^Fng on my m^Gost pathetic p^Carts

"Truckers are the Blood" G C Em D G C Em D

^GDon't know if I believe in god But somet^Cimes I pray ^Em Because the way I was raised Keeps ^Dme afraid

^G A scientist that has to h^Cave his way ^Em I subsist of a steady d^Diet of shame

^CI hope ^EmI can forg^Give me For h^Caving the n^Emerve to ex^Dist ^CI hope ^Emsomeone can h^Gelp me ^CMake some s^Emense of th^Gis

^G I work a ten hour grave ^C From nine to seven ^Em And I can't fall asleep ^D Until eleven past eleven

^G There's no drug that I can take ^C That will keep me from being awake ^Em Past my, p^Dast my bedtime

^GTruckers are the blood in the veins of the body of ^CAmerica ^EmStates are the arms and the legs and the brains and the ^Deyes ^GThere's a disease spreading from organ to ^Corgan And ^Emyou are the white blood cell that f^Dixes the problem

^CYou don't k^Emnow your own ^Gpower ^CYou don't k^Emnow what you're ^Dworth ^CYou don't r^Emecognize your v^Galor And unti^Cl you do, nothing you do will m^Datter

G C Em D G C Em D "Love Will Fuck Us Apart" Andrew Jackson Jihad Love Will Fuck us Apart From The Album: Can’t Maintain Tabbed By: Adam Cornblatt (Tortillamaster) G

^GYou and ^Dme G (Start Bass Walk) Go together like carrots and peas We should ^Cbe a happy family Or a ^Gtraveling travesty, at least

And ^Dlove Will fuck us ^Cup Love will fuck us ^Gup

^GBreath in ^Ddeep Breath as ^Gdeeply as you can breath Breath ^Cdeep til you're drunk will glee Breath ^Gdeep til you're drunk with glee

And ^Dlove Will fuck us ^Cup Love will fuck us ^Gup

(Instrumental with verse chords) End on G "Sense, Sensibility" amazing song, amazing band. email me with questions, corrections, or life views. in the chorus, the progression between G and Em has another chord in between, but I'm taught, so I don't know what it's called. G ? Em e|-3--3--0--| b|-0--0--0--| g|-0--0--0--| d|-0--0--2--| a|-2--0--2--| e|-3--2--0--|

^Gearnesty and clarity, those ^Amwonderful mentalities of ^Ddecent positivity are a^Cll that we can ^Gscribe but misery and poverty they ^Amfollow me and my family and ^Dthough it seems that i can't win, i ^Cthink i have to ^Gtry everyone's afraid of me, they'll ^Amnever see that we all leave the ^Dsame damn blood each ^Cnight ^G

Am C G ? Em so you'll go your way and i'll go mine

i hope we ^Cmeet later ^Don down the ^Gline sense and sensibility and ^Ampeaceful productivity a ^Dpretty girl with broken wings is ^Call that i de^Gsire but there's so much hostility in ^Amall the things surrounding me the ^Dawful blow of enmity is ^Ctrying to stop me ^Gshine so i try to look inwardly at ^Amall the things inside of me but ^Dsodomy and buggery keep ^Cbubbling to the to^Gp

Am C G ? Em so you'll go forward and i'll go back

i hope we ^Ccatch up with each ^Dother on the ^Gtrack Am D C G and i've been thinking awkwardly ^Amabout the things that are holy like ^DJesus, Joseph, and Mary and ^CMary Magda^Glene and even theoretically i ^Amdon't think i could ever see the ^Dperfect human being Jesus ^Clived without ^Gsin

Am C G ? Em so you'll go upward and i'll go down Am C G ? Em you'll go upward and i'll go down Am C G ? Em you'll go upward and i'll go down

i'll ^Csee you in ^Dhell when we ^Gdie

"Who Are You?" Artist: Andrew Jackson Jihad Song: Who are you? Album: Can't Maintain Listen to the song for strumming. Oh yea not sure if this makes sense but at the end of the intro you do some pinky thing with the D chord then repeat chorus. Also all the chords are in the right places so listen to the song!!!!! Intro: G/A/C/A/C/A/C/D Who are you? G A And where did you go? C A And where are you from? C A And what do you know? C D You're in my blood G A And you're in my hair C A You're in my heart C A And you're in the air C D CHORUS: LA DA DA PART- A/G 2x I met you once over the phone G A C A You sounded sad and you seemed alone C A C D You left me but I never left you G A C A C I never had the chance to A C D CHORUS: LA DA DA PART A/G 2x Music was the one thing A We would have had in common G You were my age when I was born A E Would I have done what you did? A Would I do what you have done? G I like to think I'm a bigger man than that A D INTRO: G/A/C/A/C/A/C/D 2x You had some problems with alcohol G A C A You took 12 steps and you solved them all C A C D It took 16 years for you to call G A C A What gave you the brave to pick up that ball? C A C D CHORUS: LA DA DA PART A/G 2x You played the trumpet and the drums A G While my mom sang at funerals A E I play guitar til my hands are numb A G You two are where music comes from, for me A D INTRO: G/A/C/A/C/A/C/D 2x So thank you so much for not raising me G A C A C You spent your life on better things A C D And you would have been an awful dad G A C A C Thank you though for those genes you had A C C CHORUS: LA DA DA DA PART 1x There it is please feel free to criticize, talk shit, etc etc but if there's something wrong you are obligated to post corrections thanks and peace out "White Face, Black Eyes"

They had a w^Chite face they had ^Amblack eyes they had ^Fburns all over their ^Fmbodies they had ^Clove for my r^Gevulsion and they ^Amkissed away my ^Fmrepulsion they had a ^Cwhite face^G and black ^Ameyes

F G

Their ^Cfather came from ^Amacross the sea to ^Frescue to ^Fmrescue to ^Crescue me^G he said if ^Amyou spend all your heart on ^Fsomething that has died ^Cyou are not alive ^Gthat cant be your l^G7ife ^Am love what you can love what you can til it ^Fmdies and let it ^Clie let it ^Gfly away ^Amlove what you can love what you can til it ^Fdies^Fm and let it ^Clie let it ^Gfly aw^Fmay

Am F C G Am F C G

He had a ^Cwhite face he had ^Amblack eyes he had ^Fburns all over his ^Fmbody and he was ^Cright.

THE END! Tab compilation put together by OLLIE868686

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Cant maintain