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Andrew Bird - Measuring Cups Standard Tuning Having navigated your way through this entire land witch is ultimateguitar to the very outskirts where gems like Andrew Bird lie, I'm sure I don't need to tell you what a great song this is. However, I feel the need to leave an obligatory note with these chords stating that fact: "This is a sensational song, it's like someone took that warm apple pie your mother used to make, filled it with rainbows and somehow condensed the result into audible pleasure!" Sorry to delay your playing of this song to state the obvious, and sorry once again for delaying it further by acknowledging the delay. And without further delay... here's that song! (Well at least here's a series of letters of numbers that reflect particular wavelengths of light that travel to your eyes and are neurologically transmitted to you brain which interprets the meaning and then resultantly sends out potential differences along synapses to the relevant muscles in order for the right frequencies to be produced by both instruments and voice and so the air will vibrate at these frequencies and travel to our ears oscillating the thin membrane of the eardrum sending signals back to our brain which we interpret as the song...) I'm sorry, i'm so highfalutin... Here it is. (Upbeat notes - straight to G) e|------- b|------- g|------- d|------- a|------- E|-0--2-- Intro G - D - A - Bm (X2)
GGet out your measurDing cups and we'lAl play a new game Bm GCome to the front oDf the class and weA'll measure your braiBmn WGe'll give you a complex Dand we'll give it a name E
[Upbeat notes]
GGet out your measurDing cups and we'lAl play a new game Bm GCan't have the cream wDhen the crop and the creaAm are the same Bm GLiquid or gas noD more than the glass will contaiEn
GWhen you talk about the hand of gloryD AA tale that's rather grim andBm gory GIs it just another childreDn's story that's been de-clawed?E When the tales Gof brothers Grimm and GoryD have been outlawed E
G - D - A - Bm (X2) G - D - E
I Gthink they're gonna make you Dstart over A You don't want Bmto start over G Put your backpDack on your shoulder A Be the goodBm little soldiGer Take your places nDow 'Cause we're all predispoEsed
G D measuring cups A play a Bmnew game G D front of the clasAs measuBmre your brain WGe'll give you a complex Dand we'll give it a name E GWhen you talk about the hand of gloryD AA tale that's rather grim andBm gory GIs it just another childreDn's story that's been de-clawed?E When the tales Gof brothers Grimm and GoryD have been outlawed E
So puGt your backpack on your shouDlder A Be the good little Bmsoldier GIt's no different when yDour older You're predEisposed GThat's all for questions now Gm The case is closed!D
Done! Case closed, enjoy! (Sorry, I had the chords in the right spots to my ear but the formatting moves them all around when you submit it, just feel it, I'm sure as a fellow Bird fan you'll do fine.)