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Fake Palindromes As recorded by Andrew Bird on the album The Mysterious Production of Eggs Transcribed by Cameron Brydon (brydon5@hotmail.com) Andrew Bird is an amazing singer/songwriter out of Chicago. He is a one-man orchestra, playing multiple instruments during each song, looping samples of each to build songs. He is amazing live, putting on his entire show with just one person, Kevin O'Donnel, who plays drums and keyboards simultaneously. Watch Andrew Bird live on www.fabchannel.com or on www.andrewbird.net, or go to http://www.archive.org/audio/etreelisting-browse.php to download live audio. Standard Tuning Intro Guitar under violin riff D - Bm - A Verse 1
D my dewey-eyed Disney bride what has tried swapping your blood with forBmmaldehyde' AMonsters'
DWhiskey-plied voices cried fratricide Jesus don't you know that you couldBma died, you shoulda died with the Amonsters what talk E--2 D - B--3 monsters that walk the earth G--2 (transition chord b/t verse/chorus) D--0 A--4 E--x
Chorus
she's got Bmred lipstick and a brown pair of sDhoes and she's got Aknee high socks what to cover a Embruise she's got an Gold death kit she's been Dmeaning to use she's got Ablood in her eyes in her Emeyes for you she's got Gblood A in her eyes for you D
Verse 2 certain fads, stripes and plaids, singles ads
run you hot and cold like a Bmrheostat I mean a thermostat so you Abite on a towel hope it won't hurt too bad D
Repeat 1st part of Verse 1 (my dewey eyed...) Chorus 2
she says BmI like long walks and sci-fi Dmovies Ayou're six foot tall and east coast Embred Gsome lonely night we can Dget together Aand I'm gonna tie your Emwrists with leather and Gdrill a tiny Ahole into your Dhead oh, I'm gonna Gdrill a tiny Ahooooooole... into your Dhead
"Are you living or existing'"