Andrew Bird - Bellevue bridge club

^DAnd I will h^Cold you ^Ghostage Make you part of my ^Amconspirac^Gy You will be ^Cwitness to ^Gcarnage You know ^Cthere's no you without ^Gme

I'm gonna ^Gshake you ^C 'Til it ^Gwakes you,^C yeah From your ^Gwaking dream Show you aff^Cecting scenes Of ^Glife beyond your front ^Cdoor I will expl^Goit you ^C Then conscr^Gipt ^Cyou For my n^Garrative schemes Show you distr^Amessing scenes

I'm gonna ^Cdrag you from your bed onto your ^Dfloor ^DBy any means necessary ^{G C}By any means necessary ^{G C} By any ^Gmeans^{Am C} necessar^Dy ^{D G}I'm gonna ^Cdig up what you ^Gburied, ^Cyeah ^GBy any m^Ceans necess^Gary oh ^Cno, ^F#m7

There you go a^B7gain ^E7Finding brilliant ^Emways to make things ^Aharder Are we ^Amsmarter al^Done or in this endl^Gess Stockholm syndr^Come? Here's what ^Amis known We're gonna br^Ceak this two-way mirr^Dor

^DI'm gonna sh^Dake you, br^Deak you ^DBy any means necessary ^{G C}By any means necessary ^{G C}By any means necessary (^G'Til some) ^CBy any means necessary (^GSome day) ^CBy any means necessary (^GWhoa, some sweet day)

^CWe will be pl^Gaying bridge on the ps^Amych ward With ^CArthur, Jane and ^DLou We will be pl^Gaying bridge on the ps^Amych ward With ^CBarbara, Gene and ^DSue Whoa, and if you ^Gever start to ^Amget bored You know there's no ^Cone to blame but ^Dyou

^DAnd I will ^Chold you ^Ghostage Make you p^Cart of my conspirac^Gy You will be ^Cwitness to ^Gcarnage You know ^Cthere's no you without me ^G