Andrew Bird - Are you serious

^AmUsed to have just ^Dmone foot out the d^Amoor ^AmYeah I alw^Dmays wanted mor^Ce ^CI alw^Gays was the o^Cne ^CYou thought would n^Eever marry ^AmUsed to be wil^Dmlfully obtus^Ame ^Amor is the w^Dmord abstruse ^{C C}Semantics ^Glike a noos^Ce ^CGet out your dict^Eionaries

^DmI'm gonna cut to the qu^Eick ^EThis is all non-ficti^Dmon ^DmWords you beat with a stic^Ek ^EThese are my true convicti^E7ons

^E7So tell me a^Amre you ser^Dmious ^CAre you se^Grious ^CCause every ^Gnight of your l^Cife ^CYou'll fi^Eght for it ^AmSo myste^Dmrious ^CHow imper^Gious ^CBut are you ^Gserious ^BWhen it really comes down to i^Et

^AmI see that you're ^Dmdown there and I'm up h^Amere ^AmYour boyfriend's g^Dmone to get a be^Cer ^CLeaving us^G crystal cle^Car lines of ^Ecommunications ^AmPromise me you ^Dmwon't avert your e^Amyes ^AmI drop my thir^Dmd-person in disguis^Ce ^CYou know it'^Gs time to do or di^Ce ^CNo useless explanatio^Ens

^DmI'm gonna cut to the qu^Eick ^EThis is all non-ficti^Dmon ^DmWords you beat with a stic^Ek ^EThese are my true convicti^E7ons

^E7So tell me a^Amre you ser^Dmious ^CAre you se^Grious ^CCause every ^Gnight of your l^Cife ^CYou'll fi^Eght for it ^AmSo myste^Dmrious ^CHow imper^Gious ^CBut are you ^Gserious ^BWhen it really comes down to i^Et

^AmAre you se^Dmrious ^CAre you se^Grious ^CCause every ^Gnight of your l^Cife ^CYou'll fi^Eght for it