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[Verse 1]
MDmeet you downstairs in the bGmar and heard your rAolled up sleeves in your skDmull t-shirt. You say "WhDmat did you do with hGmim today?" And snAiffed me out like I was TDmanqueray.
[Bridge]
Gm 'Cos you're my fella, my guy. E7 Hand me your Stella and fly. BFy the time I'm out the door, You tE7ear me down like RAoger Moore.
[Chorus]
Dm I cheated myself, Am like I knE7ew I wAmould. I tDmold ya, I was trAmouble. You knE7ow that I'm no gAmood.
[Verse 2]
DmUpstairs in bed with mGmy ex boy. He's Ain the place, but I cDman’t get joy. ThDminking of you in the fGminal throes, ThAis is when my bDmuzzer goes.
[Bridge 2]
RGmun out to me, your chips and pitta. You sE7ay "when we married," 'cos you're not bitter. ThFere'll be none of him no more. I crE7ied for you on the kAitchen floor.
[Chorus]
Dm I cheated myself, Am like I knE7ew I wAmould. I tDmold ya, I was trAmouble. You knE7ow that I'm no gAmood.
[Middle 8] Dm Am E7 Am Dm Am E7 Am [Verse 3]
Dm Sweet reunion, JamGmaica and Spain. WAe're like how we wDmere again. Dm I'm in the tub and you’re Gmon the seat. LAick your lips as I sDmoak my feet.
[Bridge 3]
Gm Then you notice lickle carpet burn E7 My stomach drops and my guts churn. F You shrug and it's the worst, who trE7uly stuck the knAife in first?
[Chorus]
Dm I cheated myself, Am like I knE7ew I wAmould. I tDmold ya, I was trAmouble. You knE7ow that I'm no gAmood.
[Chorus]
Dm I cheated myself, Am like I knE7ew I wAmould. I tDmold ya, I was trAmouble. You knE7ow that I'm no gAmood.
[Outro] Dm Am E7 Am