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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Am E Am E [Verse]
AmI sat down to watch the game My wife came in She found my cocEaine AmI tore out her eyes
She can't find my supplies
Or much elEse [Pre-Chorus] FOhhh, what a peErfect wDmife E Love of my liAmfe E Am E
[Verse]
SAmhe sang along to CCR I smashed her face into the VECR AmI choked her until her tongue was hanging And then I grabbed that thing and pulled it ouEt
[Pre-Chorus]
FOhhh, what a taEsteless Dmwife E Love of my...
[Chorus]
AmDon't say word my darling CI know how you feel FIt's been years since I have looked at you this waCy FAnd if I've hurt you EPlease forgive me Love makes you do funny thiAmngsE Am E
[Verse]
AmHer playing the piano Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lEake AmI took her little fingers As a souvenir of her plaEying
[Pre-Chorus]
FOhhh, what a talEented wDmife E Love of my liAmfe
[Bridge]
AmComing home from work one day My wife had found a new way to rig the doEor SAmhotgun pointed towards me
Trigger pulled
My body lying on the flEoor FOh, what a talEented wiDmfe E
And the last thing she said to me was... [Chorus]
AmDon't say word my darling CI know how you feel FIt's been years since I have looked at you this wCay FAnd if I've hurt you EPlease forgive me Love makes you do funny thingAms
[Outro] Am E Am E Am E Am E Am