Amanda Palmer - Vegemite the black death
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I did this by ear, and there are a couple of spots I think are just a little off, but
otherwise it should be good.
Intro: D
Verse:
You tGell me that you love me when i'm lCying by your side
D G (D/F#) Em
you tell me that i am the only one who understands your fragile mind
that i'm blind to any Amevil you could do
and that i Dlove you like any other girl could ever do
you Glove the things that i love
you love Cart and you love books
and you love Dlove as much as i do
and you Glovee my dirty looks
(D/F#) Em Bm
and you love me right now
so Dhow
Single notes: C# C D
can you love
Chords: G
vegemite?
it tastes like Csadness
it tastes like Dbatteries
it tastes like Gasses
D/F# Em G7 C
i cannoCmt hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast
it is the vDegemite my darling, or its Gme
Gyou have to Dmake the fucking Gchoice
i cannot sit with you at Cbreakfast
the very Dsmell of it obliterates my Gsenses
and if that D/F#weren't bad Emenough you also eat the shit for Amlunch
which means we can't spend any Dtime together
what kind of relationship is that
the choicGe is yours, myC heart is in your hands
please wash your Dhands
you just had veGgemite for lunch you D/F#selfish bEmastard
Throughout this bit is just Am and D and Am again
it's all about you isn't it, it's just take, take, take, take
what about me? what about my feelings?
I'm SorrGy
Throughout the story chords are: G C D G Em Am D (same as verse)
I lGove you
and no mCatter what you eat i'll always Dlove you completely
i Gmight just always D/F#leave the room atEm meal times
or refuse to touchAm or kiss you for a week
if you insisDt on putting that foul death paste in your mouth
you're in myG heart but put youCrself inside my shoes
i have to Dknow, it shouldn't bGe that hard to choose
i know it's G7tearing you apart but it's the Cway it has to Cmbe
it is the Dvegemite my darling,
Ab dim (or E7)
it is the vegemite my darling
put down tDhe vegemite fucker
or i'll leCmave. G