Amanda Palmer - The bed song
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*The intro (which is reused between verses) is a piano part, but if you play this
it's an OK substitute - play along with it to get a feel for the rhythm
Intro
Em|v v D| v v C| Cmaj7v v C| Cmaj7v v
Em|v v D| v v Cmaj7| C| Cadd9|
Gadd5 Gadd5/F#
Exhibit A
We are Emfriends in a sleeping bag splitting the heat
We have one filthy pillow to Cshare and yourG lips are in my ChaCadd9ir C Cadd9
Gadd5 Gadd5/F# Em
Someone upstairs has a rat that we laughed at
And Empeople are drinking
And Emsinging Van Halen and CSlayer on aG ukulele CteaCadd9r C Cadd9
*repeat intro
Gadd5 Gadd5/F#
Exhibit B
Well, we fEmound an apartment
It's not much to look at
A futon on a fCloor
Torn-off Gdesktop for a CdoCadd9or C Cadd9
Gadd5 Gadd5/F# Em
All the decor's made of milk crates and duct tape
And Emif we have sex
They can hear us through the Cfloor
But we don't Gdo that anyCmoCadd9re C Cadd9
*Chorus
And EmI lay there Dwondering, Cwhat is the matter'
EmIs this a Dmatter of Cworse or of better'
EmYou took the Dblanket, so CI took the bedsheet
But EmI would have Dheld you if Cyou'd only
Let me
*repeat intro*
Exhibit C
Look how quaint
And how quiet and private
Our paychecks have bought us a condo in town
It's the nicest flat around
You picked a mattress and had it delivered
And I walked upstairs
And the sight of it made my heart pound
And I wrapped my arms around me
And I stood there wondering, what is the matter'
Is this a matter of worse or of better'
You walked right past me and straightened the covers
But I would still love you if you wanted a lover
And you Csaid
All the Cmoney in the Emworld
DWon't Gbuy Ea Ambed Bso big and Cwide
To Cguarantee that you won't EmaccDidGentaElly Amtouch Bme
B7In the CniCmaj7ght C Cadd9 C Cmaj7 C Cadd9 C Cmaj7 C Cadd9 C Cmaj7 C Cadd9
*short instrumental
Em D G E Am Am6 Am6 Am6
Gadd5 Gadd5/F#
Exhibit D
Now we're Emboth mostly paralyzed
EmDon't know how long we've been lying here in feaCr
Too Gafraid to even feel C
Gadd5 Gadd5/F# Em
I find my glasses and you turn the light out
Roll Emoff on your side
Like you've rolled away for years C
Holding back thoGse king-size tears C
And EmI still don't Dask you, Cwhat is the matter'
EmIs this a Dmatter of Cworse or of better'
EmYou take the Dheart failure
CI'll take the cancer
EmI've long stopped Dwondering Cwhy you don't answer
*repeat intro x2
Exhibit E
You can certainly see how fulfilling a life
From the cost and size of stone of our final resting home
We got some nice ones right under a cherry tree
You and me lying the only way we know
Side by side and still and cold
And I finally ask you, what was the matter'
Was it a matter of worse or of better'
You stretch your arms out and finally face me
You say I would have told you
If CyouCadd9'd only Casked Cadd9me
If CyouCadd9'd only Casked Cadd9me
If CyouCadd9'd only Casked Cadd9me
*repeat intro x2