Capo: 4 Tuning: E A D G B E

[Chords used] Bm Bm9 A Aadd9 Cdim D Em G A/F# e|------2------0------0------0------4------2------0------3------0------| B|------3------2------2------0------5------3------0------0------2------| G|------4------2------2------2------6------2------0------0------2------| D|------4------2------0------2------5------0------2------0------2------| A|------2------2------2------0------4------0------2------2------0------| E|------2------0------0------0------4------0------0------3------2------| This doesn't reflect exactly the original song, but it's the best guitar arrangement I can come up with. [Verse 1]

^Bm Your ^Bm9seven ^Ahundredth ^Aadd9bedroom ^Bm The ^Bm9waiter ^Abrings the ^Aadd9bill ^Bm You ^Cdimcame here ^Ddressed for ^Embattle ^Bm You ^Aknew ^Aadd9damn ^Gwell

[Verse 2]

^Bm The ^Bm9sharpe^Aning of ^Aadd9axes ^Bm The ^Bm9fat man ^Arings a ^Aadd9bell (Don't touch me, I'm not here to help) ^Bm He'll ^Cdimsmother ^Dwhat he ^Emcaptures (Move over) ^Bm You ^Aknow ^Aadd9damn ^Gwell

[Bridge 1]

^EmEvery door ^Gbehind you closing ^EmYou're a very ^Glucky girl ^EmEvery velvet ^Grope that opens ^EmEvery time the ^Grobe unfurls

[Verse 3]

^Bm You ^Bm9came here ^Awith a ^Aadd9wish-list (Move over) ^Bm You ^Bm9came with ^Abows and ^Aadd9bells (I'm not here to have) ^Bm You ^Cdimcame here ^Earmed for ^Gaction (Move over before I shelve myself) ^Bm You ^Aknew ^Aadd9the ^Gdrill (I'm not here to help you)

[Bridge 2]

^EmEvery man ^Gbehind the curtain ^EmJerking knobs and ^Gsmoking guns ^EmShut your eyes pay ^F#mno attention ^GJust keep calm and ^Acarry on

[Chorus]

^ABlack ^A/F#or ^Bm9 blue,^Cdim you ^D choose You're ^Cdimfree to be ^Bm9in between ^APlay ^A/F#or ^Bm9 lose,^Cdim you ^D say It's ^Cdimnot what you meant to mean ^ABlack ^A/F#or ^Bm9 blue,^Cdim you ^D mean What? You've ^Cdimgot to be kidding Just ^Aturn ^A/F#me ^Bm9 ov—^Cdim—er ^D fast and

[Bridge 3]

^CdimLet's get this over with ^Em Let's get this ^Gover with Let's get this ^Emover with Let's get this ^Gover with

[Verse 4]

^Bm You ^Bm9crouch down ^Ain the ^Aadd9bathroom (Our time is at a loss) ^Bm The ^Bm9mirrors ^Amake you ^Aadd9sick (Won't have you in me) ^Bm You ^Cdimhear him ^Dchannel ^Emsurfing (Won't have you near me, no, at any cost) ^Bm You ^Aknew ^Aadd9this ^Gscript (Run now, girl, run)

[Verse 5]

^Bm Your ^Bm9shirt is ^Aon the ^Aadd9table (Run now, girl, toss back the cover, lay your buttons on the ground) ^Bm Your ^Bm9skirt is ^Aon the ^Aadd9floor (I dare you not to lay back down, your fetish on the floor) ^Bm You ^Cdimdid what ^Dany^Embody ^Bmwould (Bless me with the strategy to chip away your smell) ^Bm Walk the ^Anightmare ^Aadd9out the ^Gdoor

[Bridge 2]

^EmEvery version ha^Gs two endings ^EmEvery time the pe^Gnny drops ^EmOpen casket, ^A/F#open casting ^GThis is where the ^Astory stops

[Verse 6]

^Bm I ^Bm9storm out ^Athrough the ^Aadd9hallway ^Bm I ^Bm9leave the ^Ascars ^Aadd9inside ^Bm You ^Cdimwon't ^Dportray my ^Empicture ^Bm This ^Afilm ^Aadd9is ^Gmine

[Bridge 4]

^EmEvery door that ^Gcloses opens ^EmYou may cut this ^Glucky girl ^EmSay you've got (Say you want me) A ^A/F#lot of nerve (Say you'll haunt me) Just ^Gwalking in here (Say you're angry) ^AOn your own (Say you're honest) So ^Emcome and get it (Say you're honest) ^A/F#You deserve it (Say you're sorry) ^GEverybody ^Awants to rule the world (Say you're sorry)

[Chorus]

^ABlack ^A/F#or ^Bm9 blue,^Cdim you ^D choose You're ^Cdimfree to be ^Bm9in between ^APlay ^A/F#or ^Bm9 lose,^Cdim you ^D say It's ^Cdimnot what you meant to mean ^ABlack ^A/F#or ^Bm9 blue,^Cdim you ^D mean ^CdimWhat? You can't be serious ^ADon't ^A/F#you ^Bm9 dare^Cdim for—^D—get that

[Bridge 3]

^CdimI'm the one writing this ^Em I'm the one ^Gwriting this (And this never happened) Oh, I'm the one ^Emwriting this (This never happened) I'm the one ^Gwriting this (This never happened)

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