Amanda Palmer - Leeds united

We ^Dwatch you your ^Cexpert double ^GX's It's just ^Dlike you to ^Cpaint those whiter ^Gfences

It's ^A#so polite, it's so polite It's ^Foffensive, it's ^Goffensive It's ^A#so unright, it's so unright It's a^F technical, ^Gaccept it

But ^A#who needs love when there's ^Flaw and ^Gorder And ^A#who needs love when there's ^FSouthern^G Comfort And ^A#who needs love at all

^DWe stalk you your ^Cexpert double ^GX's We ^Doxidize you ^Cin your sleep There's no ^Gexit, there's no ^Dexit

You're ^A#on a roll, you're on a roll No one ^Fgets it, no one ^Ggets it Your ^A#honor, no, your honor Can't you ^Fprotect us, ^Gprotect us

But ^A#who needs love when there's ^Flaw and ^Gorder And ^A#who needs love when there's ^FSouthern^G Comfort And ^A#who needs love N/A When the sandwiches are wicked

^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^GI'm so excited ^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^GThe blacks and beat kids ^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^GI'm getting frightened ^DUh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ^{C G}Someday, someday, Leeds United

^A#Bugsy Malone came to carry you home And they're ^Ftaking you all to the ^Gdoctor ^A#Burberry vices, all sugary spices It's nice but^F it's not what I'm ^Gafter ^A#Sure, I admire you Sure, you inspire me, ^Fbut you've been not getting ^Gback so I'll ^A#wait at the Sainbury's Countin' my change making ^Fbank on the upcoming ^Groster

^DAnd we'll stop you ^Cyour expert double ^GX's Oh yeah, a ^Dbig stock holder ^Cextra cold with two ^GX's That ^A#never talking thing you do ^FIs effective, it's effect^Give Your sho^A#ulder's icy colder, oh ^FThan a death wish, ^Gthan a death wish

But ^A#who needs love when there's ^Flaw and ^Gorder And ^A#who needs love when there's ^FDukes of ^GHazard And ^A#who needs love When the ^Fsandwiches are wicked And they ^Gknow you at the Mac store

^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^GI'm so excited ^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^GThe blacks and beat kids ^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^GThey're so excited ^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^GWhen I think about Leeds United ^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^GI'm getting frightened ^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^GThe blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids ^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^GIt's so exciting ^DUh uh uh uh ^Coh oh oh oh oh uh ^Goh ^A#Someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday

Leeds United ^D7