Amanda Palmer - Guitar hero

Good m^Emorning, killer king, you're a s^Amtar That's g^Emorgeous, hold it right where you ^Amare The w^Aeather's kind of lousy to^Amday ^G C Em B (B7) So what, oh, what, oh, what’ll we play?

St^Emratocaster strapped to your b^Amack It's a s^Ememi-automatic like D^Amad's He t^Aaught you how to pause and r^Ameset ^G C Em B (B7) And that’s about as far as you get

So wh^Emat’s the use in going o^Amutside? It's so depr^Emessing when people die in real l^Amife I'd r^Aather pick up right where we l^Ameft ^G M^Caking out to faces of d^G/Death, ooh C Em B (B7) Making out to faces of death

And ^EI could save you, b^Aaby, but it ^Gisn't worth my t^Cime And ^EI could make you ch^Aase me for a l^Gittle Price is R^Cight

It’s a^Em hit, but are you actually^Am sure The t^Emargets in the crowd are a b^Amlur The p^Aeople screaming just like they sh^Amould ^G But y^Cou don't even know if you're g^G/Dood, ooh C Em B (B7) You don't even know if you're good

So ^Emtie them up and feed them the s^Amand ^EmTry hard, tell us using your h^Amands A p^Aicture's worth a million w^Amords ^G A^Cnd that way nobody gets h^G/Durt, ooh C Em B (B7) And that way nobody gets hurt

^EI could save you, b^Aaby, but it i^Gsn't worth my t^Cime And ^EI could make you ch^Aase me for a l^Gittle Price is R^Cight

(W^Eoo-ooh-o^Aoh W^Goo-ooh-o^Coh W^Eoo-ooh??^A?ooh, ooh,^G ooh, ooh,^C ooh)

You’re my g^Emuitar hero You’re my g^Amuitar hero You’re my g^Emuitar hero You’re my g^Amuitar hero H^Bey

^EmX marks the box in the h^Amole in the ground That goes ^Goff at a breath, so careful, d^Bon't make a sound ^EmX marks the box in the h^Amole in your head G B (B7) That you dug for yourself, now lie in it

Shut ^Emup about all of that negative s^Amhit You w^Emanted to make it, and now that you're ^Amin You sh^Aut your eyes and flip the cass^Amette ^G And th^Cat’s about the time that the^G/Dy hit, ooh C Em B (B7) And that’s about the time that they hit

W^Emhat the fuck is up with this s^Amhit? I^Emt's certainly not worth getting up^Amset His h^Aands are gone, and most of his h^Amead ^G And ju^Cst when he was getting so g^G/Dood C Em B (B7) Just when he was getting so good

^EI could save you, b^Aaby, but it ^Gisn't worth my t^Cime 'Cause e^Even if I s^Aaved you, there's a m^Gillion more in l^Cine

(W^Eoo-ooh-o^Aoh W^Goo-ooh-o^Coh W^Eoo-ooh??^A?ooh, ooh,^G ooh, ooh,^C ooh)

You’re my g^Emuitar hero You’re my g^Amuitar hero You’re my g^Emuitar hero You’re my g^Amuitar hero You’re my g^Emuitar hero