Amanda Palmer - Bad wine and lemon cake

I have a ^Glittle house ^{Bm Em}Close to ^Dtown but not to ^Gthe city ^{Bm Em} Far from ^Dhome but near my f^Gamily ^{Bm Em} No water ^Dviews but so close ^Gto the ^Bmsea I ^Emsee, this is h^Dow my little ^Glife could ^Bmbe ^{Em D} And I'm filling ^Git with things^{Bm Em} Like furni^Dture I find ^Gon the st^Bmreet ^Em And all the s^Dpecial things I'd ^Glike to e^Bmat ^Em Pictures of ^Dpeople that I'd ^Glike to ^Bmmeet, I'll m^Emeet them D *Em While I'm orbiting the world *D *Em D And it's so pretty and so lonely My lovely l^Gove aff^Bmairs^Em are all sc^Dheduled 'round the ^GTV g^Bmuide ^Em And my sex ^Dlife has all been p^Glagiar^Bmized ^Em In an a^Dttempt to meet a h^Garsh dead^Bmline ^{Em D} I'd like to ^Grent a wife^{Bm Em} Then rent a h^Dusband to keep h^Ger for life^{Bm Em} The three of ^Dus, we could be ^Gso happy^{Bm Em}Them with each o^Dther, me with co^Gmpan^Bmy Em D *Em I'll see them off on a flight around the world *D *Em D And it's so pretty and so lonely I could just ^Emdie, I might just ^Ddie I could just ^Emdie, I might just ^Ddie And at my ^Gfuneral^{Bm Em} They will say T^Dom he was such ^Ga nice gu^Bmy ^Em He went too e^Darly but he w^Gent in st^Bmyle ^Em They'll play my m^Dusic and then t^Ghey will ^Bmcry ^{Em D}Then they'll have a l^Gittle wake^{Bm Em} They'll drink bad ^Dwine and they'll eat l^Gemon cake^{Bm Em} And my m^Dother's little h^Geart will b^Bmreak ^Em And she'll say &^Dquot;Wait there must be ^Gmust some ^Bmmistake. He c^Eman't be de^Dad, take^G me ins^Bmtead&quo^Emt; ^DOh, but I'm not ^Emdead They tell me I'm not d^Dead And they say that I'm not ^Emdead And that I won't ^Ddie for some time In my ^Glittle house^{Bm Em} Just writing l^Dittle songs to ^Gpass the ti^Bmme ^Em Which incid^Dentally is seven ^Gforty nine ^{Bm Em} So don't you w^Dorry I'm co^Gmpletely fi^Bmne, I'm ^Emfine And don't you^D worry I'm c^Gompletely f^Bmine, I'm ^Emfine Don't you w^Dorry I'm co^Gmpletely fi^Bmne, I'm f^Emine Don't you ^Dworry I'm c^Gompletely fi^Bmne, I'm f^Emine Don't you wo^Drry I'm c^Gompletely f^Bmine, I'm fi^Emne I'm ^Djust so fucking ^Gfine.