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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] (Same as chorus) |D A Bm | Bm Bm G A | x 4 (4th time don't play G and A, just Bm) - (Listen to the song for timing) Play this melody with the chords: (Also plays in the chorus) e|--2--0-------------|------------------| B|-------3--2-----3--|------------0--2--| G|-------------4-----|------------------| D|-------------------|------------------| A|-------------------|------------------| E|-------------------|------------------| [Verse 1]
I'm Gpleased to hear you're Dcoming to visit soon Yeah, GI'm glad to hear you're coming F#mthroughBm I'll Gget the cabin ready for Dyou and your girl Yeah, Bmthe wife and kids will be here Etoo There's a Gguy who thinks I'm Dfucking his girlfriend He Gsays he's gonna make me F#mcry Bm But I Gcouldn't get it up if I Dwanted to Man, yeah and I Bmalready wanna Edie
[Chorus]
If the Dend is Anigh, Bmbaby GI don't Athink I Dwanna Asurvive Bm G A If the Dend is Anigh, Bmbaby GMake it Aswift and Dlet me Adie Bm
[Verse 2] (Same as Verse 1)
I Gstarted going along to the Dmeetings TeGquila down to my F#mcoreBm But they reGmind me of my daddy with that Dbible shit And drinking Bmcoffee makes me wanna die Emore Gonna Gmiss writing songs on piDano Gonna Gmiss Shay and her giant F#mcansBm Gonna Gmiss that pretty little Jew DRado Gonna miss my Bmdaughter growing into a Eman
[Chorus]
If the Dend is Anigh, Bmbaby GI don't Athink I Dwanna Asurvive Bm G A If the Dend is Anigh, Bmbaby GMake it Aswift and Dlet me Adie Bm
[Outro]
She said "You Bmlook all hungover And you Gsmell like a skunk" I said "DHow can I be hungover If I'm sAtill drunk?" I'm still Bmdrunk, but I still can spot the Gsky-ay Yeah, I'm Ddrunk, but I still know there's an Aalmond in your eye Making sure I'm Ghigh Just in case the end is Dnigh