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CAPO 4 Intro: C/G, Fmaj7/C, C/G, Fmaj7/C, C/G, Fmaj7/C, G, C
I'd heard some Crumours on the Fmaj7/Cgrape vine, some Cwhispers down the Fmaj7/Cphone line, and this Cdigital Fmaj7/Cage provides the Gocular Cproof. No man's Camused of being Fmaj7/Cjealous but I Cdont get over Fmaj7/CZallas(?). What Cyou do with your Fmaj7/Clife now, baby's Gup to Cyou.
SomeFmaj7/Ctimes a man can get stuck when C/Gscared of being grown up, conFmaj7/Cfused by playing happy C/Gfamilies. So I Caccept that times are Fmaj7/Cchanging, with Cpeople reaFmaj7/Crranging, and there's a Cnew man at your Fmaj7/Ctable up in Gtown pipe Clane.
Fmaj7/C, G, C
Now C/GI don't know the Fmaj7/Cdetails, in fact IC/G've not thought much on this at aFmaj7/Cll, and I would C/Ghate to cast diFmaj7/Cspersions or be Gseen as Ccruel. Who C/Gcares if his hair isFmaj7/C thinning, if he's C/Ghome from work on Fmaj7/Ctime? Perhaps he C/Geven likes a few Fmaj7/Cnew bands he Gread about Conline.
So what if his Ceyes are close tFmaj7/Cogether, some Ceven like that Fmaj7/Cbetter, and if you can C/Gput up with that Fmaj7/Cweird smile then I'm Gsure it's Cfine.
So Fmaj7/Cgood luck with your new man, I Chope it goes to the plan and Fmaj7/Cthat he's not run over by a Ctrain.
Because I Cbet he is a Fmaj7/Cnice guy, like a C/Greally, really niFmaj7/Cce guy, in fact he's C/Gprobably the Fmaj7/Cexact oppGosite ofC me.
Fmaj7/C, G, C
He's not Cfanatical, Fmaj7/Cdelusional, Cobsessive or Fmaj7/Cemotional, he wants a Cjob, a house, a Fmaj7/Cdog when all I Gwanted was Cyou. And even Cif he doesn't Fmaj7/Cknow the things Cthat I know that you Fmaj7/Cknow I know, he's Ccompact and Fmaj7/Cpolite and drinks GresponsibCly.
Fmaj7/CSo good luck with your new man, I'm C/Gsure it works out fine, let's Fmaj7/Chope he isn't struck down with a Gplague.
So you can Cinvite me to your Fmaj7/Cwedding, but from the Cfront row you willFmaj7/C see that Che might be a lFmaj7/Cot of things but Ghe's not Cme.