^CIf it weren't for your ^Dmaturity ^Hminone of this would have ^Chappened ^CIf you weren't so ^Dwise beyond your ^Hmiyears I would've been able to ^Ccontrol myself If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful and If it weren't for me you would never have amounted to very much

^COoh ^Dthis ^Hmicould be ^Cmessy ^CBut you ^Ddon't ^Hmiseem to ^Cmind ^COoh ^Ddon't go ^Hmitelling every^Cbody ^CAnd ^Doverlook this ^Hmisupposed ^Ccrime

^CWe'll fast ^Dforward to a ^Hmifew years ^Clater ^CAnd no one ^Dknows except the ^Hmiboth of ^Cus And I have honored your request for silence And you've washed your hands clean of this

You're essentially an employee and I like you having to depend on me You're kind of my protégé and one day you'll say you learned all you know from me I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I think I like it Ooh this could get messy But you don't seem to mind Ooh don't go telling everybody And overlook this supposed crime We'll fast forward to a few years later And no one knows except the both of us And I have honored your request for silence And you've washed your hands clean of this

^Emiwhat part of our ^Chistory's reinvented ^Gand under rug ^Dswept? ^Emiwhat part of your ^Cmemory is se^Glective and tends to ^Dforget? what with this distance it seems so obvious?

Just make sure you don't tell on me especially to members of your family We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse I wish I could tell the world cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and keep your firm body Ooh this could be messy and Ooh I don't seem to mind Ooh don't go telling everybody And overlook this supposed crime

Alanis Morissette - Hands clean