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Tuning: E A D G B E
Chords used: Ab7: 464344 Gbm6/Ab: xx1222 Db/F: xx3121 Ab: 466544 Gb: 244322 Eb: x65343 Abm7: 464444 Db: x43121 [Intro] Ab7 Gbm6/Ab Ab7 Gbm6/Ab [Verse 1]
Ab7How to stay paralyzed Gbm6/Abby fear of abandonment Ab7How to defer to men in sGbm6/Abolveable predicaments Ab7How to control someone to Gbm6/Abbe a carbon copy of you Ab7How to have that not work and Gbm6/Abhave them run away from you
Ab7How to keep people at arms length and Gbm6/Abnever get too close Ab7How to mistrust the ones who Gbm6/Absupposedly love the most Ab7How to pretend you're fine and Gbm6/Abdon't need help from anyone Ab7How to feel worthless unless you're Gbm6/Abserving or helping someone
[Chorus]
I'll teach you all Abthis in 8 easy Gbsteps A course of a liDb/Ffetime you'll never Eforget I'll show you how Abto in 8 easy stGbeps I'll show you how Db/Fleaderships looks wEhen taught by the best Ab
[Verse 2]
Ab7How to hate women whenGbm6/Ab you're supposed to be a feminist Ab7How to play all pious Gbm6/Abwhen you're really a hypocrite Ab7How to hate god when yGbm6/Abou're a prayer and a spiritualist Ab7How to sabotage your fGbm6/Abantasies by fears of success
[Chorus]
I'll teach you all Abthis in 8 easy Gbsteps A course of a liDb/Ffetime you'll never Eforget I'll show you how Abto in 8 easy stGbeps I'll show you how Db/Fleaderships looks wEhen taught by the best Ab Eb
[Bridge]
I've been Dbdoing research for Abmyears EbI've been practiDbcing my aAbm7ss off EbI've been training Dbmy whole life for this Abm7moment I swear to you Culminating Ebjust to be this wellDb-versed leader befAbm7ore you
[Chorus]
I'll teach you all Abthis in 8 easy Gbsteps A course of a liDb/Ffetime you'll never Eforget I'll show you how Abto in 8 easy stGbeps I'll show you how Db/Fleaderships looks wEhen taught by the best Ab
[Verse 3]
Ab7How to lie to yourselfGbm6/Ab and thereby to everyone else Ab7How to keep smiling whGbm6/Aben you're thinking of killing yourself Ab7How to numb a la holicGbm6/Ab to avoid going within Ab7How to stay stuck in bGbm6/Ablue by blaming them for everything
[Chorus]
I'll teach you all Abthis in 8 easy Gbsteps A course of a liDb/Ffetime you'll never Eforget I'll show you how Abto in 8 easy stGbeps I'll show you how Db/Fleaderships looks wEhen taught by the best