Alan Menken - Mushnik son

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Seymour? [SEYMOUR, spoken]

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Sir?

How would you like to be my ^Dmson? How would you like to be my own ^D#adopted boy? I never liked him much ^Gmbefore But count the cash that's in the ^Adrawer I've got no choice. I'm much too ^Dpoor

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Say yes [SEYMOUR, spoken]

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What for?

Seymour, I ^A#want to ^Abe your ^Dmdad I want to see you climbing ^D#up my family tree I used to think you left a ^Gmstench but now I see that you're a ^A7mench so I'm proposing be my ^Dmson! Mushnik and ^DmSon. Sounds ^E7great? Three ^A7words with the ring of ^Dmfate So ^Amsay you'll incorpo^Crate with ^Fme ^AA florist's ^Dmdream come ^E7true Mush^Anik and his boychik, ^Dmyou What ^A#business we'll do for ^EF.^AT.^DmD. ^DmHow bout' it, Seymour? Be my son! ^A#Just say the word, I'll get my ^D#lawyer on the phone!

Now, Mr. Mushnik, don't be ^Gmrash You always said that I was ^Amtrash.

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Oh I was joking [SEYMOUR] Sir, I'm ^Dchoking!

Scuse the ^A#physical expression of my ^Apride D C A# A Of the sweet paternal mishegoss I've held pent-up--insi-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ide!

^GmGee [MUSHNIK]

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So?

^DmWell [MUSHNIK]

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Well?

^E7I- [MUSHNIK] ^AYou? ^DGo ahead and ^Csay it, Seymour Tell me that you ^Awill

^DmGee, I'd really ^Clike to, but- [MUSHNIK] ^A#I'll hold my breath ^Auntil-

Okay, you win, I'll be your ^Dmson! [MUSHNIK]

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Hooray, I win! He'll be my son!

Draw up the papers, dad. I'm ^D#touched, I really am And someday when you're ^Emeighty-three I'll let you ^Gmcome move in with me

^A7You swear? [SEYMOUR]

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I promise!

What a ^Dmson! [Instrumental] Dm E7 A Dm A# C F A Dm A# D#

In trouble sickness and in ^Emhealth We'll share the plant and share the ^Awealth

Call me ^Dson [MUSHNIK]

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Son!

^A#7Son! [BOTH] Mushnik & ^D#mSon. That's ^F7that

Offi^A#cially I'm your ^D#mbrat [MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR] Con^Bsider the matter ^C#closed and ^F#done Now to the ^D#mworld let's ^F7stick Our ^A#Senior and Junior ^D#mshtick

Through ^Bthin and through thick [MUSHNIK]

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Hey!

Through ^A#sloppy and slick [SEYMOUR] ^A#So come kiss me quick

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Please, don't make me sick [BOTH] Mush^A#nik & ^D#mSon!