Alan Menken - Gaston

^AmGosh, it disturbs me to ^B/Asee you Gaston ^Bdim/ALooking so down in the ^Asusdumps ^Am Every guy here'd like to ^B/Abe you, Gaston ^Bdim/AEven when taking your ^Asuslumps ^Am There's ^Cno man in town as ad^D/Cmired as you You're^Ddim/C everyone's favorite ^Csusguy ^AmEveryone's ^Am/Gawed and ins^D/F#pired by you And it's n^D7ot very hard to see w^G7sushy ^G7No one's ^Cslick as Gaston No one's ^G7quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly ^C6thick as Gaston's For there's ^Amno man in town half as ^Dm7manly Perfect, a ^G7pure parago^Cn! You can a^Amsk any Tom, Dick, or ^F7Stanley And they'll ^Ab7tell you whose team they prefer to be ^G7on ^G7No one's ^Cbeen like Gaston A king^G7pin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft in his ^C6chin like Gaston As a ^Amspecimen, yes, I'm in^D7timidating! ^Ab7My, what a ^G7guy, that Gasto^Cn! Give ^Gfive, "Hurrahs!" Give ^Ab/Gtwelve, "Hip hips!" Gas^B/Gton is the ^Bb/Gbest and the ^Gres^Am7t is^Bbdim7 all dr^G/Bips ^G7No one ^Cfights like Gaston Douses l^G7ights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody ^C6bites like Gaston For there's ^Amno one as burly and ^Dm7brawny As you see I've got ^G7biceps to ^Cspare Not a ^Ambit of him scraggly or ^F7scrawny That's right! And ^Ab7every last inch of me's covered with ^G7hair ^G7No one ^Chits like Gaston Matches ^G7wits like Gaston In a spitting match nobody ^C6spits like Gaston I'm ^Amespecially good at expec^D7torating! ^{Ab7 G7}Ten points for Gast^Con! When ^EsusI was a ^E7lad I ate ^Am/Efour dozen eggs Every ^Dsusmorning to ^D7help me get l^G/Darge And ^Gsusnow that I'm g^G7rown I eat ^Amfive dozen e^Am/Gggs So I'm ^D7/F#roughly the ^D7size of a ^G7susbarge! ^G7No one ^Cshoots like Gaston Makes those ^G7beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing ^C6boots like Gaston I use ^Amantlers in all of my dec^D7orating! ^Ab7My, what a ^G7guy, Gasto^Cn! ^C/GSay it again, who's a ^F#m7b5man among men? And then ^C/Gsay it once more, who's the ^A7hero next door? Who's a ^Fsuper ^F#dim7success? Don't you ^C/Gknow? Can't you g^A7uess? Asks his ^Ffans and ^E7five hangers ^Amon ^C7 There's just ^Fone guy in ^F#dim7town who's got ^C/Gall of it ^A7down ^G7Gaston^C