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This is 100% accurate! Verse 1, Chorus, Verse 2, Chorus, Verse 3, Chorus (x2), To the tune of Jingle bells.
GDashing through the snow In my rusty ChevrolCet AmDown the rD7oad I go Sliding all the wGay
I need new piston rings
I need sCome new snow tires My Amcar is held toGgether ByD7 a pieceG of chicken wire
Chorus
D7Oh, Grust and smoke The heater's broke
The door just blew away
CI light a Gmatch to see the dash A7And then I D7start to pray... GThe frame is bent
The muffler went The radio's okay
COh, whaGt fun it is to drive ThD7is rustyG Chevrolet
Verse 2
GI went to IGA To get sCome Christmas cheer AmI just pD7atched up my left front tire And it's geGttin' hard to steer
Skidding down the highway
RightC past the county cops I have tD7o drag my swampers To get thGe car to stop
Verse 3
GBouncing through the snow drifts In a big,C blue cloud of smoke PeopleD7 laugh as I drive by I wondGer what's the joke
I have to get to Wal-Mart
To picCk up my layaway 'CauD7se Santa's comin' soon In his bGig, old, rusty sleigh