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N.C. Jim and Jack and Hank from Alan Jackson's Angels and alcohol album This song is played in E. You can put capo on 2nd fret and play in D Maybe someone at UG can put the intro and the break tabs for this song too. [Verse 1]
EHey you were standing by the screen door slamming Rather clear what’s taking Bplace. You were holding on to Louie He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to Ebreak EWell then you picked up Chloe. She knew y’all were going She started E7barking like a Atank. I was Bshocked and I was joking, But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and EHank
[Chorus]
Take yAour string bikinis, your apple martinis Take Ewhat’s left there in the bank Take your Aflat iron and your curlers Your sparkling water and that F#damn perfume I never B(7)liked Take your Eblack Mercedes all that stuff for ladies To E7me you’re just a total Ablank, go on and leave me baby EI don’t need you, I Bgot,,,, Jim and Jack and EHank
[Verse 2]
EWell now you left screaming and your tires screeching That little dog right in your Blap
I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad
He said son you just woke me from my Enap I told him you had left me. He said now son don’t you hate me You know E7exactly what I Athink. You Bknow you’re better off You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and EHank
[Chorus]
Take yoAur string bikinis, your apple martinis Take Ewhat’s left there in the bank Take your Aflat iron and your curlers Your sparkling water and that F#damn perfume I never lB(7)iked Take your Eblack Mercedes all that stuff for ladies To E7me you’re just a total Ablank, go on and leave me Baby EI don’t need you, I Bgot Jim and Jack and HankE Thats right
[Instrumental] E B E A B E [Verse 3]
ESo I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn’t Bcrank I started feeling empty then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and HEank
[Chorus]
Take yAour string bikinis, your apple martinis Take Ewhat’s left there in the bank Take your Aflat iron and your curlers Your sparkling water and that F#damn perfume I never B(7)liked Take your Eblack Mercedes all that stuff for ladies To E7me you’re just a total Ablank, go on and leave me Baby EI don’t need you, I Bgot Jim and Jack and HankE
[Verse 4]
EYeh now Ago on and leave me baby EI don’t need you I Bgot Jim and Jack and EHank EThat’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be A okay Cause I got Jose Captain Morgan
N.C.Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merle, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash N.C.How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there When it’s sun shining, N.C.George Strait an old friend Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends N.C.I’m gonna clean out the whole closet baby All Yeah Goodbye