AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) - Zombie by the cranberries by andrew jackson jihad

^GIf I had a cigarette for every time a perfect stranger asked me for a c^Emigarette then I'd have enough ^Ccigarettes to get me through the ^Gday And if I had some s^Gpare change every time a perfect stranger asked me for some s^Empare change then I'd have enough ^Cspare change to take care of these bills I need to p^Day And dude I k^Emnow that ^Ctimes are ^Dtough but that does ^Emnot mean that ^Cyou can have my s^Amtuff So how about a ^Gride I can drive you to the s^Emhelter We can eat dinner at the ^CAndre house and you can even take a s^Dhower Cause I think ^Emyou ^Cdeserve much m^Dore than a smoke and cent^Ams You ^Emdeserve to be self^C-sufficient and buy your ^Down ciga^Amrettes

^GOh when the saints oh when the saints oh when the saints go marching in ^{D G}They will feed you so much^C pizza that you'll f^Gorget about the ^Drut that you are ^Gin ^GOh when the saints Oh when the saints oh when the saints come marching in ^{C G}Well I'm sure they'll feel so much ^Dbetter with the ^Cillusion that they are ^Dhelping out those ^Gsinners when all they^C really do is ^Dbuy those so called sinners ^Gshitty dinners Like dollar Ho^Ct and Ready pizzas and high fr^Ductose corn syrup punch You di^Gabetic and apathetic wo^Cndering when they will bring you lunch to the ^Gpark they keep you ^Cin when the s^Gaints go m^Darching i^Gn So I wish I had a ^Gcigarette for every time a perfect stranger asked me for a c^Emigarette but I wonder what a ^Ccigarette will really ^Cmdo to help that person ^Gout I wish to^G God I had some spare change for every time a perfect stranger asked me for some s^Empare change but there's not enough spare ^Cchange in the world to ^Cmmake such an empty gesture ^Gcount