AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) - Survival song

And ^CI broke my promise on a v^Fery sharp rock And I ^Cwas possessed by some^Gthing quite unfriendly And I^C was haunted by a d^Amemon in my sleep And that's how I learned how to s^Curvive

And ^CI gave a beer to a ^Fbum that was drinking And ^CI gave some sauce to my ^Gbestest friend for cooking And ^CI gave wa^Gter to all I ^Amthought were thirsty And that's how I learned how to sur^Cvive

And ^CI gave my money to the ba^Fnk for safe keeping And I ^Cgave my money to my l^Gandlord he was needing it And I^C gave attention to ^Amthe T.V. that was bleeding And that's how I learned how to s^Curvive

But ^Cif you ain't got the do-r^Fe-mi boys If you^C ain't got the do-re-^Gmi Well ^Cyou better go back ^Amto beautiful Texas Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennes^Csee Calif^Cornia's a garden of Eden,^F a paradis^Ce to live in or se^Ge But b^Celieve it or not you w^Amon't find it so hot If you ain't got the ^Cdo-re-mi

And ^Cwe totally ripped off a m^Fan named Woody Gutherie And I ^Cbought a restaurant f^Gor his son named Alice And I^C fed false informat^Amion to the audience And that's how I learned how to s^Curvive

And ^CI give a thank-you to my ^Ffather for not raising me And I ^Cgive a finger to my s^Gtep-father for beating me And I^C give props to myse^Amlf for achieving And god damn I'm glad that I surv^Cived

I ju^Cst handed you a giant loa^Fd of gibberish And I ^Cgive love to a lover ^Gquite deserving of it And I^C give thanks to all^Am of you for listening To the story of how we learned ho^Cw to survive