Tuning: E A D G B E

I haven't done one of these before, but the song just couldn't fucking be any easier... so here it is. E-mail me with corrections or comments: JairamyTheDreadful@gmail.com The verse and chorus are the same throughout the song.

This ^Fpatch is pumping ^Gpoison in my ^Ampours I can't take that much ^Gmore What a ^Cpoor way to ^Glive

And I don't ^Fwanna lose my ^Gvoice when I'm on ^Amtour I'd like to live a little ^Gmore and have a ^Clittle more to ^Ggive

Chorus:

And ^Fsmoking is like hiring a ^Ghit man for ^Cfive dollars a ^Amday and as ^Fcool as that is, I don't ^Gwanna keep dying this ^Cway ^Am

(Just continue as before.) I'm shaking like a junkie and I'm shivering like a crackhead I've gotta get this fucking monkey off my back And I just need to remember that I can't afford to be a big spender and this is tobacco and not crack and smoking is like hiring a hit man for five dollars a day and as cool as that is, I don't wanna keep dying this way as cool as that is, I don't wanna keep dying this way

AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) - Still smokin