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Tuning: G C E A
Intro: C, move top fingers to G form similar to "I Love You", but uptempo. Listen to the song to get it right.
They say amCbition is an enemy of Fweakness. And Cgreatness is an enemy of Gfame. When I Cpick up my guitar and I Ftry to write a song I Cthink of what my Gmentor used to Csay. Who fucking Fgives a rat's ass GSteve, just write a love Csong. Cause they'll Fkeep your belly Gfull and your wallet Clined. Don't Fbother these nice Gpeople with your Csad Emsack Amsongs. If you ask Fme I think they're Gjust a waste of Ctime. InspiCration is the best friend of my Fsorrow and Csorrow is the best friend of my Gdrink. Well I Cwant to look myself in the eye Ftomorrow but I'm too Cworried of what Gother folk's will Cthink. Who fucking Fgives a rat's ass GSteve, just write a Clove song. See a Fcounselor if you need to Gease your troubled Cmind. And can you Fplease sit over Gthere I don't want you Ccrying Emin my Ambeer. FDo you want some Gcheese with that Cwhine?
Solo: C F C G C F C G C
There's a Fsong that I keep Gtrying to sing to Cno-one but I'm aFfraid that it's too Gshort or it's too Clong. And to Fadd to all the Gthings that I'm aCfraid Amof,Em the deFvil stopped Gsending me his Csongs. And the Ctroubles in my heart need to get Flet out. And the Ctroubles in my heart need to Gescape. And I Cnever liked writing poetry and I Fnever liked doing pottery. And God Cknows that I Gnever learned to Cpaint. So every Fnow and then,G I'll sing a Csad song 'Cause it Fkeeps my spirit Glight and my conscience Cclean. And if Fyou don't care to Ghear I don't mind if you Cgo out Emfor some Amair. 'Cause I'm Fhappy that you're Ghappier than Cme. I'm Fhappy that you're Ghappier than Cme. I'm Fhappy that you're Ghappier than CmeEm. Am G F C