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[Intro] F F [Verse 1]
I was a Fsexy little viper ruin In the Fcorner of a King Tut tomb When the hate train Bbstarted C Going "Choo-cFhoo." I was a rFat on a burning ship When we sFunk, our fire got put out It was just like the gDmreat plague Bb It's like the birth of uCnderwear
[Chorus]
Bb Hey dude I hate Ceverything you do But I’m tDmrying really hard to nFot hate Dmyou Bb Hating you won’t mCake you suck any lFess F F Bb F
[Verse 2]
I was a wFheel in a war machine Now I’m a tFoilet in a restaurant SomeBbbody’s gotta do it C I know my plFace I was a Fbaby killing Cadillac Now I’m a dFrug induced heart attack Somebody’s gotta Dmdo it C I know my pFlace
[Chorus]
Bb Hey dude I hate Ceverything you do But I’m tDmrying really hard to nFot hate Dmyou Bb Hating you won’t mCake you suck any lFess
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Gm Have you ever wanted to be Bb Have you ever wanted wanted to see Someone bFetter, in the F#mmirror Gm Have you ever wanted to go Bb Have you ever wanted to know Somewhere gFreener, somewhere cAleaner I bet Dmyou got something bCeautiful in mBbind F F
[Verse 3]
They’re gonna bFeat me till I’m black and blue Give me a Fkokopelli face tattoo And I’ll tell you a sDmecret Kreuz is German for "WBbilliams" In the blood cFult of the misled youth I’ve got a bad case Fof the yellow flashlight blues Let me tell you some wDmeird shit There's gBbonna be a big ole CCivil War inside my house tonight
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Bb Hey dude I hate Ceverything you do But I’m tDmrying really hard to nFot hate Dmyou Bb Hating you won’t mCake you suck any lFess Bb And hating you won't mCake me suck any lDmess Bb Hating you won't mCake you suck any lFesFs F