Tuning: E A D G B E

None of the tabs I've found have been at all right, so I decided to write my own. I double checked my ear interpretation with the few live videos there are so I'm 90% sure this is the right way to do it. [INTRO] Am F Dm G (x2)

^Amyou're helpless, and h^Fopeless ^Dmyou wanna help out the ^Ghomeless ^Ambut you've ^Fgot problems ^Dm ^G ^Amyou're selfish, and w^Forthless and you ^Dmhave no fucking ^Gpurpose you're a ^Amcancer-causing, ^Fcancer-having slob^Dm ^G

^Dmwho^Ga-^Coh^C/B (x3^Am) ^Dm ^G ^C there are ^Ammorals that conflict with o^Frals that conflict with ^Dmanals that believe in ^Gangels ^Amangels are ^Fhating on you^Dm ^G if g^Amood is the absence of e^Fvil ^Dmand evil is the absence of ^Ggood ^Amthere is an axis of e^Fvil ^Dmrolling into this neighbo^Grhood

with the sound of ^Dmguns^Ghots ^Cbang! ^C/Bpow!! p^Amswchh!!! ^Dmwhoa ^Gwhoa ^Cwhoa, w^Ahoa? ^Dmwhoa ^Gwhoa ^Cwhoa^C/B whoa ^Am whoa ^Dmwhoa ^Gwhoa ^Cwhoa

it was ^Amthen that i found i am a v^Fampire i have ^Cfangs fucking 15 inches^E long the ^Amsanguinary sweetness of s^Ftealing someone's blood feels so ^Cgood i am compelled to sing this s^Eong and at ^Amnight when i retire to my ^Fcoffin to ^Csleep for a hundred years or ^Emore all you ^Ampeople that i know will have d^Fied long ago and your ^Cchildren will have died ten years^E b^Fef^Eor^Fe ^E ^DmWoah ^GWoah, ^Cwoah ^C/Bwoah ^Amoh

AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) - David j is a sickness