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Tuning: E A D G B E
The G is played with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers, so that the pointer finger is available to fret the B string on the first fret. 0-1-0-1 on the B string while strumming G's sometimes [Intro] C G C G C G F C G C G C G C G F C G [Verse 1]
CWhen GI was a Ckid My whole Greality Csplit I was Gliving a FlieC G CI was a Gkilling Cmachine I was a Gwar lord CWhen I Gclosed my Feyes C G
[Chorus]
FI had to Gtalk to the tAmeacher She Gtalked to my Fmom We had a Greal long tCalk C7 FI had to Gtalk to the Amteacher She Gtalked to my mFom They made the Gvisions stCop
(C) G C G C G F C G [Verse 2]
CWhen GI was a Ckid I was a Gtotal Cdick To Ginanimate Fobjects C G The Cworld beat the Ghell from Cme I took it Gout on a Ctree Great IlluGstrated FClassics C G
FI took it Gout on a fAmig tree GOut on the lFawn I took it Gout in the bCackyard C7 FAnd behGind Rite AAmid I took it Gout on the cFrates And on the Gshopping cCarts
C G C G C G F C G C G C G C G F C G [Verse 3]
CWe wereG on another Cplane I was the Gking of Cpain An unsGpeakable Fcruelty C G CI set the Gmommy on Cfire I set the Gbaby on Cfire Not even GJesus could Fstop me C G
FI had to Gtalk to the tAmeacher She Gtalked to my Fmom We had a Greal long tCalk C7 FI had to Gtalk to the Amteacher She Gtalked to my mFom They made the Gvisions stCop
[Outro] C G C G C G F C G Stop, Stop, Stop