AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) - Christmas island

The ^Ammeter won't stop running And the liar keeps on lying The ^Gquitters keep on quitting And the ^Gsus4triers keep on ^Gtrying The ^Dmwatchers keep on watching And the ^Fbuyers keep on buying ^{C E}

The ^Amcancer won't stop growing So the criers keep on crying The ^Gchemo keeps on making the ^Gsus4living feel like ^Gdying The radi^Dmation isn't as radiant As it ^Fwas when it was exploding On an ^Cisland somewhere ^Ein the South Pa^Amcific

And the ^Amcummers won't stop cumming And the bleeders won't stop bleeding The ^Gfuckers keep on fucking And the ^Gsus4needers keep on ^Gneeding The ^Dmlurid lusty feelings that I'm ^Ffeeling keep on being ^{C E}

And our ^Amthoughts won't stop existing So our gods continue living And the ^Gdevil keeps providing us ^Gsus4Excuses for all our ^Gsucking We're ^Dmgetting what we want As long as a ^Fgiver keeps on giving And ^Ceveryone has a ^Esecret that they ^Amcherish

And the ^Amdrinkers won't stop drinking So their livers might stop working And the ^Gliving keep on living Until they're ^Gsus4dead from all the ^Gdying The ^Dmodds aren't in our favor For resur^Frections without zombies ^{C E}

And the ^Ambiters won't stop biting And the flyers keep on flying The ^Gwasher keeps on washing And the ^Gsus4dryers keep on ^Gdrying The ^Dmspiders in my mouth are getting ^Fbored of my routine It's a ^Cbad day^E for spider-^Amman

And the ^Amnight eater keeps on eating Into the wee hours of the morning The ^Ggrieving salted mourners remain in ^Gsus4pain Until they're ^Groaring The ^Dmstreets are filled with choking screams And ^Fvomiters and dancing ^{C E}

And the ^Amconstant things stay constant Despite everything that's changing

And the ^Ghaters keep on hating And the ^Gsus4lovers keep on ^Ghating

The ^Dmuniverse continues destroying And ^Freviving and destroying ^{C E}

Re^Dmviving and destroying Re^Fviving and destroying ^{C E} Re^Dmviving and destroying

And re^Fviving and destroying And re^Cviving and destroying