Aimee Mann - Fall of the worlds own optimist

^CThere's no c^C/Bbharity in you and ^Amthat surpr^Am/G#ises me ^CI guess I thought you were a golden ^Amidol cause I ^Ecalled you majesty ^AmOn the ba^Glustrade you ^Amwatched me hunt for ^DTips I was obliged to pick up from th^D7e passing trade

^CHey, kids--loo^Fk at this it's the ^Amfall of the w^Am7orld's own opt^D7imist ^CI could get back up if you ins^Fist but you'll have to as^Amk poli^Am7/Gtely ^{Bb E} Cause the eggsh^Amells I've been treading ^Ecouldn't spare me a beh^Ceading ^G And I'll ^Fknow I ^Amhad it ^Dmcoming from a ^FCaesar wh^Amo was only^G slummi^G7ng ^CHey, k^Bbids--lo^Fok at this it's the ^Amfall of the^D/F# world's own op^Ftimis^Ct

^CWell, I could ^C/Bbhave objections wh^Amich you co^Am/G#uld override ^CBut what's the point--we're only flogging th^D/F#e horse When the horsem^Ean has up and died^{E7 Am}Once I te^Gstified and swore^Am I'd never leave a^D stone unturned I ^D7bet you're really glad that I lied

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