Aimee Mann - Calling it quits

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^EmHe's a serious Mister shake his hand and he'll twist your ^Aarm With monopoly money we'll be buying the funny farm ^BSo I'll do flips and get paid in chips from a ^F#mdiamond as big as the ^ARitz Then I'm ^Ecalling it ^Bquits ^A Calling it quits

^EmEyes the color of candy lies to cover the ^Ahandicap Though your slippers are ruby you'll be led to the booby trap ^BAnd there's no prize just a smaller size so I'm wearing the ^F#mshoe til it ^Afits

Then I'm ^Ecalling it ^Bquits^A Calling it quits ^BNow he's numbering himself among the m^Aastermin^Gds Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines ^BLifting dialogue from Judy Collins ^F#storylines Where ^Aget-t^Asus2ough g^Airls ^Asus2turn into ^Agoldm^Asus2ines

But ^Emoh, those polaroid babies ^Gtaking ^Bmchances with rabies ^F#mHappy to tear me to ^Abits Well, I'm cal^Eling it qui^Bts ^A Yes, I'm calling it quits 3x Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines [repeat]