Aimee Mann - Brothers keeper

^CLadies and gents, fold your tents, 'cause we ^Fhave a ^Amwinner ^CCome see your Jane try to train every ^Fdevil ^Amin her There's ^Cnot a man alive who could ^Ftame this ^Amcreature You better ^Cleave the professor behind, see what ^Ftime will ^Amteach her

And ^Fwhen we've all coll^Gected a spect^Cacular ^Fsum We'll ^Fget a little ^Gglimpse of the dis^Caster to ^Fcome

You can ^Amjustify what ^Ghappens then 'Cause ^Chow could you have ^Fknown Leave the ^Amdust to dust and say "a^Gmen" Put "^Csorry" on the ^Fstone You're ^Amnot not your brother's ^Emkeeper, now Your ^Cbrother's on his ^Fown ^Am That's ^Chow the ^Fseeds of avarice are ^Amsown

^CShit's just a trick and each week's full of ^Fcomprom^Amises ^CShe'll push for a fish like a seal clapping ^Ffor its ^Amprizes There's ^Cnot a man alive who could ^Fwake this ^Amsleeper Oh, tie the ^Crope, hide the dope, sure there's hope, but de^Fnial's ^Amcheaper

And ^Fwhen we've all coll^Gected a spect^Cacular ^Fsum We'll ^Fget a little ^Gglimpse of the dis^Caster to ^Fcome

You can ^Amjustify what ^Ghappens then 'Cause ^Chow could you have ^Fknown Leave the ^Amdust to dust and say "a^Gmen" Put "^Csorry" on the ^Fstone You're ^Amnot not your brother's ^Emkeeper, now Your ^Cbrother's on his ^Fown ^Am That's ^Chow the ^Fseeds of avarice are ^Amsown

And ^Emafter the fail, ^Emyou can wa^Amil as they ^Amdrag the^F riv^Cer ^EmSilence the band, wring the ^Amhand that you didn't ^Fgive ^Cher And ^Fevery man alive has to sign a ^Cwaiver ^FTo put a ^Ccoin in the plate, so that fate won't re^Fturn the ^Amfavor

You can ^Amjustify, oh ^Gyes you can You've ^Cgot the micro^Fphone Tell them ^Amdust is dust and ^Gmen are men And ^Cmen all act ^Falone You're ^Amnot your brother's ^Emkeeper, now Your ^Cbrother's on his ^Fown ^Am That's ^Chow the ^Fseeds of avarice are ^Amsown ^CHow the ^Fseeds of avarice are sown