Aerosmith - No surprize

^E1971, we all heard the starters gun New Y^Eork was such a pity But at Max's Kansas City we w^Bon We ^Eall shot the shit at the bar With J^Eohnny O' Toole and his scar And then ^Eold Clive Davis said He's surely gonna make us a st^Bar I'm going to make you a st^Ear Just the way you ^Eare

But with all his s^Atyle I could see in his ^Beyes That we is going on tr^Aial And it was no surpr^Bize ^E

The b^Eoys kept kicking ass As ^Eusual time would tell But some b^Eitch in the choir Throw water on the fires of h^Bell She loved to show and t^Eell Lord, she loved to t^Eell

But with all our st^Ayle You could see in our ^Beyes That we is still on tr^Aial And it was no surpr^Bize No surpr^Bize No surpr^Bize No surpr^Bize

^DmMidnight lady, situation fetal ^DmVaccinate your ass with your phonograph needle

I say l^Dmook here, friend of mine You s^Dmcratch like you need calamine Fla^Dmmingo boots, soles a creaking Still in love and Puerto Rican to^Eo

^ERiding on wheels of hell Sm^Eoking our axle grease Oh, the b^Eackstage is rocking And we're copping from the local pol^Bice That's right, the local pol^Eice Or the justice of p^Eeace

But with all our st^Ayle You could see in our ^Beyes That we is still on tr^Aial And it was no surpr^Bize No surpr^Bize No surpr^Bize No surpr^Bize

^DmRock n' roll, junkie whore ^DmGot my foot inside the door ^DmKnock knock, knock knock, knock ^DmNobody's keeping score

^DmBad times go away ^DmCome again some other day ^DmTopaz and sazzafraz Will ^Dmkeep the blues away

^DmCandy store, rock n' roll ^DmCorporation jellyroll ^DmPlay the singles, it ain't me ^DmIt's programmed insanity ^DmYou ASCAP, or BMI Could e^Dmver make a mountain fly If ^DmJapanese can boil teas Then ^Dmwhere the fuck's my royalties...aar