Tuning: E A D G B E

[Intro]

N.C.

Wake up kids, it's half past the youth Ain't nothin' really changin' but the date You're a grand slammer, but you're no Babe Ruth You gotta learn how to relate Or you'll be swingin' from the pearly gate Yeah, I got all the answers, lo and behold I got the right key baby But the wrong key hole, yo

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^A ^G Yeah! A G

[Verse 1]

^A ^G Well, I woke up this morning^A ^G On the wrong side of the bed ^A ^G And how I got to thinkin' ^AAb^Gout all those things you said ^A ^G About ordinary people^A ^G And how they make you sick ^A ^G And if callin' names kicks back on you^A ^G Then I hope this does the trick

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Cause I'm ^E5sick of your ^F#7complainin' about ^G5how many bi^Alls And I'm si^E5ck of all your ^F#7bitchin' 'bout your ^G5poodles and your ^Apills And I ^E5just can't see no ^F#7humor about your ^G5way of ^Alife And I ^Bthink I can do more for you with this here fork and knife!

[Chorus]

[Solo 1] A G A G [Verse 2]

^A ^G So I called up my head shrinker^A ^G and I told him what I'd done ^A ^G He said you'd best go on a diet^A, ^G yeah I hope you have some fun ^A ^G And a'don't go burst a bubble^A ^G on the rich folks who get rude ^A ^G Cause you won't get in no trouble^A ^G when you eats that kinda food

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Now their ^E5smokin' up the ^F#7jail bonds, and ^G5then they go get ^Astiff And they're ^E5dancin' in the ^F#7yacht club, with ^G5Muff and Uncle ^ABiff But there's ^E5one good thing that ^F#7happens, when you ^G5toss your pearls to ^Aswine Their ^Battitudes may taste like shit, but go real good with wine!

[Chorus]

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^E5Believe in all the ^F#7good things, that ^G5money just can't ^Abuy Then ^E5you won't get no ^F#7belly ache, from ^G5eatin' humble ^Apie I ^E5believe in rags to ^F#7riches, your ^G5inheritence won't ^Alast So tak^Be your Grey Poupon my friend, and shove it up your ass!

[Chorus]

^E5Eat t^D5he r^B5ich,^A5 there's ^D5only ^B5one thing ^A5that ^G5they're^E5 good ^E5for ^E5Eat t^D5he r^B5ich,^A5 I take ^D5one ^B5bite now - ^A5come ^G5back ^E5for ^E5more ^E5Eat t^D5he r^B5ich,^A5 I ^D5gotta ^B5get this ^A5off ^G5my ^E5chest ^E5 ^E5Eat t^D5he r^B5ich,^A5 I take o^D5ne bite ^B5now, ^A5spit ^G5out the^E5 rest ^E5 ^E5Eat t^D5he r^B5ich,^A5 there's ^D5only ^B5one thing ^A5that ^G5they're^E5 good ^E5for ^E5Eat t^D5he r^B5ich,^A5 I take ^D5one ^B5bite now - ^A5come ^G5back ^E5for ^E5more ^E5Eat t^D5he r^B5ich,^A5 do^D5n't st^B5op me now^A5 I'm^G5 go^E5ing cr^E5azy ^E5Eat t^D5he r^B5ich,^A5 that's ^D5my idea ^B5of a ^A5good ^G5time ba^E5by ^E5

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Aerosmith - Eat the rich