Adam Sandler - The christmas song

^GSo many presents,^D9 so little time ^GSanta won't be ^E9coming By my ^F9house this ^D9year 'Cause I ^Gtried to drown my ^E9sister And I ^F9pierced my ^D9ear Oh ^Gmama made it ^E9perfectly clear ^F9 Santa don't ^D9like bad boys ^{G E9 D9} Especially Jewish ones

G^Gnip Gnop and ^E9LEGO blocks Are ^F9what I ^D9desire So, ^Gwhy'd I have to ^E9set The pizza guy's ^F9hair on ^D9fire I ^Gtold him I was ^E9sorry, I'm a ^F9liar So, ^D9no toys for me ^{G E9 D9} I don't deserve 'em

I ^Cmaj7couldn't wait for a big wheel As the ^Dholiday neared But ^Emthen I told my ^Dgrandma That she ^Chad a beard

^GRock 'em, Sock 'em ^E9robots Is what ^F9I was hopin' ^D9for But ^Gthen I made a ^E9death threat To Vice ^F9President ^D9Gore Oh ^GSanta won't be ^E9knockin' on my ^F9door 'Cause he's a ^D9big fat whore ^{G E9 D9} What made me say that!?

^Cmaj7Chutes and Ladders Would be so ^Dgood indeed So ^Emwhy'd I have to ^Dsell That cop a ^Cbag of weed ^Cmaj7So Santa please give me My ^DEasy Bake Oven I ^Emswear I thought ^DBilly goats Were ^Cmade for lovin'

So ^GSanta won't you ^E9Accept my apo^F9lo - ^D9gies ^GSanta can't you ^E9see I'm ^F9beggin' you ^D9please Oh ^GSanta, next ^E9year I'll do you ^F9right Live from New ^D9York It's Saturday ^GNight