Artist : Adam Sandler Song: Ode To My Car(Album What The Hell Happened to me) Tabbed by: John Leadman CHORDS: A (x02220) or (577655) E (022100) Dsus2 (xx0230) F#m (244222) The chords are played with a reggae beat, something like this: A E D E E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---| B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-0---x-x-0---| G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-1---x-x-1---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-1---x-x-1---| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| or like this: A E D E E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-4---x-x-4---| B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-5---x-x-5---| G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| Remember to sing with a stupid Jamaican accent. The words in parantheses ( ) are the backing vocals. All the verses and choruses have the same chord progression: A E Dsus2 E. INTRO:

^F#m ^E ^Dsus2 Here we go ^A ^E ^Dsus2 ^E No, no, no

^A(oooh ^Eooooh) (^Dsus2oooooh ^Eooooooh)

VERSE 1:

^A Piece of ^Eshit car ^Dsus2 I got a piece of ^Eshit car

^A That fucking ^Epile of shit never ^Dsus2gets me very ^Efar

^A My car's a big ^Epiece of shit 'cause the ^Dsus2shocks are fucking ^Eshot

^A and my seatbelt's fucking ^Ebroken I got to ^Dsus2tie it in a ^Eknot

(it's a piece of shit) VERSE 2: [play same as verse 1] I can't see throught the windshield 'cause it's got a big fucking crack and the interior smells real bad 'cause my friend puked in the back (it's a piece of shit) CHORUS:

^A(piece of shit ^Ecar) Piece of shit ^Dsus2car

(you got a piece of ^Eshit car) It sucks royal ^Adick

(that fucking pile of ^Eshit) oooh, a 100 percent ^Dsus2crap (never gets him very ^Efar)

Oh fuck you ^Acar VERSE 3:

It's got no CD player It only got the fuckin 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nutsack (they can lick his ass too) and I got no fucking brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear 'hey, watch it asshole' (you fucking piece of shit) CHORUS: [play like previous chorus] (piece of shit car) I got a piece of shit car (you got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas sucks my ass (you fucking pile of shit) That pile of metal shit BRIDGE:

Oh what the ^Dsus2fuck did I do' what the ^Efuck did I do'

what the ^Dsus2fuck did I do' to ^Eget stuck with you'

You're too ^Dsus2wide for drive through and you ^Esmell like tissue

but I'm ^F#mtoo broke to ^Ebuy something ^Dsus2new Ooooh, fuck me

GUITAR-SOLO:

Played over verse/chorus chords: A E Dsus2 E a few times.

VERSE 4: [play same as verses 1,2 & 3] Well, the engine likes to flood the car always fucking stalls and the seat cushion's got a big rip so a spring always pokes the balls (ouch ouch ouch) Blasted doorlocks are busted I got to use a fucking coathanger (what a pain in his ass) and if a girlie sees my car there's no chance I'll ever bang her (he never ever get the pussy) Hey shut up CHORUS: [play like previous choruses] (piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (he got a piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (piece of shit car) Bald fucking tires (he got a piece of shit car) No rearview fucking mirror (piece of shit car) Seven different colors (he got a piece of shit car) Fucking rag for a gas cap (piece of shit car) Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (he got a piece of shit car) (piece of shit car) Whoooooooah (he got a piece of shit car) (piece of shit car) Me hometown thinks I'm a loser (he got a piece of shit car) hey cabbie, give me a push (piece of shit car)

Adam Sandler - Ode to my car