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From: neptune@netaxs.com (DiE U.S. Coordinator) Subject: CRD: Adam Sandler's "Medium Pace" this is kind of disgusting, but very funny...
Put yoCur arms around me babe, Can't yGou see I need you so' Hold me cFlose against your skin, G* 'Cause I'm about to begin LoCvin'Csus4 you. C
Spit on yourC hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace. Play with my ballGs and tell me how big they are. Honey rub yoFur beaver up and down my face. G* C Csus4 C Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.
You see thatC shampoo bottle' Now, stick it up my ass. Push iGt in and out at a medium pace. Talk aboFut your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was. G* C Am Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.
FDarlingG, make Cme pushEm my Amdick and balls back between my legs. GCall Fme an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people you Gwork with.
Now pull up my sCcrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass. Pretend I'm theG pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off. Strap onF a dildo and make me give you head. G* C Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.
I feel so Chumiliated. I'm about to blow my load. You tell it's Gtime to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself. Then yFou loGok into my eyes, then you realize How mCuch I enjoy loGvinAmg yoEmu. oh. I'Fm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach. GMaybe next Ctime AmI'llG beC better at loving you.