Adam Sandler - Lunch lady land

^Csus2Woke up in the morning. ^FPut on my new plastic glove. ^Csus2Served some re-heated salsbury steak With a l^Fittle slice of love ^Csus2Got no clue what the chicken pot p^Fie

^GJust know everything's doing fine Down here i^Fn Lunch Lady Land.

W^Csus2ell, I wear this net on my head '^FCause my red hair is fallin' out. I^Csus2 wear these brown orthopedic shoes '^FCause I got a bad case of the gout. I^Csus2 know you want seconds on the corn dogs, ^FBut there's no reason to shout. ^GEverybody gets enough food Down here in^F Lunch Lady Land.

Well, y^Festerday's meatloaf Is today's sloppy joes ^C And my b^Freath reaks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my n^Cose.