Adam Sandler - Lonesome kicker

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^E5Me, I'm th^B5e Lonesome ^A5Kicker ^E5Extra points, field^B5 goals at your s^A5ervice ^E5One might think it c^B5omes with g^A5lory ^E5You might think dif^B5ferent after you listen to my s^A5tory ^E5My helmet is equ^B5ipped with a tiny f^A5ace mask ^E5What it possibly could protec^B5t, I do not^A5 know ^E5The other guys on the team like to m^B5ake fun of my little ^A5shoulder pads ^E5And also like to hide the spe^B5cial shoe I need to kick in th^A5e snow

^E5People think it's so ea^B5sy to kick a field goal from th^A5e 30 yard line They ^E5forget to add seven yards for the s^B5nap, and 10 more 'cause the ^A5Goal posts are pushed way back

^E5In 1974, the upr^B5ights were right on the goal line Bu^A5t some of the players were running into them, and getting hurt ^E5So screw the kicker..^B5. Who cares about^A5 the kicker'

^A5But I kick that ball, and I p^B5ray it goes straight If it d^E5oes the coach says "Good j^C#5ob, number 8" H^A5e doesn't even know my n^B5ame is Andre Grisumc^E5ovitchlavinski,^C#5 Jr. A5 B5 (twice) But that's the life I live... The Lonesome Kicker

^E5Kickoffs can b^B5e so very sc^A5ary ^E5Especially, if the retu^B5rner breaks on thr^A5ough ^E5And I'm the only guy on the play^B5ing field left to tackle ^A5him ^E5I don't want to get hurt, so I pr^B5etend to tie my s^A5hoe

^E5Once again, I'm igno^B5red by my teammates and all my coa^A5ches ^E5"Go back where you ^B5came from!"^A5 Scream 70,000 fans ^E5Well, I know I could win their lov^B5e back by catching a winning ^A5Touch-down ^E5But, unfortunately, I was bor^B5n with these very small^A5 hands

^A5And I hope that the cameras don't come i^B5n too close Cause they mig^E5ht see the tears in my^C#5 eyes As I ^A5sit on this bench made of cold-^B5hearted wood And the spli^E5nters go deep in my t^C#5highs A5 B5 (twice) And the towel boy snickers as he walks by...The Lonesome Kicker

^E5In my home country, I could have been a min^B5or league soccer^A5 player ^E5But I came to America seeking fort^B5une and seeking fam^A5e ^E5I didn't realize that if I shank^B5ed one, and ble^A5w the point spread ^E5Some drunk guys would push me into their hib^B5achi after the ^A5game.

^A5So I go home at night, cause I ne^B5ver get invited To go dri^E5nking with the other^C#5 guys An^A5d I sit in my chair, and I s^B5oak my foot As I eat a p^E5late of cold Frenc^C#5h fries And my ^A5wife's out with her quote^B5-unquote friend And my s^E5on can't look me in the^C#5 eyes A5 B5 (twice) But that's the life I live...The Lonesome Kicker

^A5Kicking for you ^A5They took my snow shoe B5 They're going for two... (strum) A5 B5 E5