Adam Sandler - Hero

The ^Dmpilot had a ^Fheart attack. The ^Gco-pilot can't be ^Dmfound. The ^Dmpeople in the aisles are ^Fscreamin'. They ^Gknow the plane is goin' ^Dmdown. We need a ^Dmhero, someone to ^Fsave us. We need a ^Ghero to land the ^Fplane. We need a ^Dmhero, who's gonna ^Fdo it. We need a ^Dmhero to ^Fsave the ^Dmday. yeah! So I ^Dmjump to my feet, and I ^Fvolunteer. The ^Gpeople on the plane all ^Dmstart to cheer. I get a ^Dmhigh five from a ^Fbaby, and a ^Ghickey from a flight ^Dmattendant. So I ^Dmgo into the cockpit put the h^Feadset on, and ^Ggrab the main ^Dmcontrols. Then I ^Dmright away I ^Fcrash the ^Gplane because I ^Fdon't know what I'm ^Dmdoin'.

We're ^Dmon a runaway ^Ftrain. The ^Gconductor had a ^Dmmeltdown. The ^Dmpeople in the dining ^Fcar are ^Gscreaming really really ^Dmloud. We need a ^Dmhero, someone to ^Fsave us. We need a ^Ghero to bring us through the ^Fdanger. We need a ^Dmhero, somebody c^Fompetent. We need a ^Dmhero to ^Fsave the ^Dmday. Yeah! So I ^Dmput the engineer's hat on the ^Ftop of my head. The ^Gpeople go f***in' ^Dmcrazy. A ^Dmguy says, "You're the ^Fman, man", and a ^Gdeaf woman signs, "Go ^Dmget em'". So I ^Dmgo to the cab and I ^Ftoot the whistle. That's ^Gsomething that I alway wanted to ^Dmdo. Then ^Dmright away we ^Ffly off the ^Gbridge, because I ^Fdon't know what I'm ^Dmdoin'

We're ^Dmin a nice family ^Frestaurant. Somebody's ^GGrandma is choking on a ^Dmlamb chop. There's ^Dmpanic in the air as Nana's ^Fface turns blue. The ^Gbusboy screams in spanish, "What the ^DmF*** do we do?!" We need a ^Dmhero, who's gonna ^Fdo it. We need a ^Ghero to clear out her ^Fwindpipe. We need a ^Dmhero, who's down with ^FHeimlich? We need a ^Dmhero to ^Fsave the ^Dmday. Yeah! So I ^Dmslap my napkin down on the ^Ftable, and I ^Gget a f***in' standin' ^Dmovation. Another ^Dmguy gets up and says he's a ^Fdoctor. I ^Gsay, "Sit the f*** down, I ^Dmgot this s***. Then I ^Dmwrap my arms around ^FGrandma's chest, and ^Glook her grandkids deep in the ^Dmeyes. Then ^Dmright away I ^Fbreak all her ^Gribs, because I ^Fdon't know what I'm ^Dmdoin'