Adam Sandler - Hanukkah song

^A Put on your ^E yalmulka, ^D here comes ^E Hanukkah It¹s ^A so much ^E fun-akkah to ^D celebrate ^EHanukkah,

^AHanukkah ^Eis the ^D Festival of ^E Lights, ^A Instead of one day of ^E presents, we have ^Bm eight ^D crazy ^E nights.

^A When you feel like the only ^E kid in town with^Dout a Xmas ^Etree, ^A Here¹s a list of ^E people who are Jewish, ^D just like you and ^E me:

^A David Lee ^E Roth ^D lights the me^Enorrah, ^A So do James ^E Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the ^D late Dinah ^EShore-ah

^A Guess who eats to^Egether at the ^D Karnickey ^E Deli, ^A Bowzer from ^E Sha-na-na, and ^D Arthur Fonzer^Erelli.

^A Paul Newman¹s half ^E Jewish; ^D Goldie Hawn¹s half ^E too, ^A Put them to^Egether--what a ^D fine lookin¹ ^E Jew! ^{Esus E}

^D You don¹t need ³Deck the Halls² or ³Jingle Bell Rock² ^E Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! ^Esus

^A Put on your ^E yalmulka, it¹s ^D time for ^E Hanukkah, The ^A owner of the Seattle Super^Esonic-ahs ^D celebrates ^E Hanukkah.

^A O.J. ^E Simpson--^D not a ^E Jew! But ^A guess who ^Eis...Hall of ^D Famer--Rod ^ECarew--(he converted!) ^Bm

^A We got Ann ^E Landers and her ^D sister Dear Ab^Eby, ^A Harrison Ford¹s a ^E quarter Jewish--^D not too ^E shabby!

^A Some people ^E think that ^D Ebeneezer ^E Scrooge is, Well, he¹s ^A not, but ^E guess who is: ^D All three ^E stooges. ^{Esus E}

^D So many Jews are in show biz-- ^E Tom Cruise isn¹t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. ^Esus

^A Tell your friend Ver^Eonica, it¹s ^D time you celebrate ^E Hanukkah I ^A hope I get a har^Emonica, on this ^D lovely, lovely ^E Hanukkah.

So ^A drink your gin-and-^Etonic-ah, and ^Dsmoke your mara^Ejuanic-ah, If you ^A really, really ^Ewanna-kah, Have a ^D happy, happy, ^E happy, happy [A] Hanukkah.