Adam Sandler - Daveys song

well ^CI'm the kind of guy who c^Gan't ^Fstand a holiday so I ^Cdrink 'em all away. T^Ghat's ^Fme! ^G oh, ^FI don't decorate no ^Cmaj7trees, and I^F wont eat no pot^Cmaj7ato latkes. But ^FI'll give this old lady's ^Cmaj7melons a s^Amqueeze, ^GThat's just who I am.

^GWell, I'll ^Cnever spin a dreidel but ^GI'll a^Flways throw an egg Then ^CI'll Charlie horse your leg ^Gfor l^Faughs ^{G F}While you're singing your ^Cmaj7holiday tune I'm ^Facting like the ^Cmaj7town buffoon Whippin' o^Fut my big , white, ^Cmaj7scary ^Ammoon ^GAnd blowin' a beef your way I hate ^Cfolks who think reindeer a^Gre c^Fute To ^Cme they're just something t^Go s^Fhoot I hate ^Clove, I h^Gate y^Fou, I h^Gate m^Fe ^G Well, I'm a s^Fnowmobile stealin' No &^Gquot;tis the season"^C feeling kin^Amd of guy (kind of guy) ^FThis time of year sucks so I t^Gake my numb-chucks And ^Ammake sure every s^Gnowman d^Fies ^CBelievin' in Santa's a^Gll w^Frong And ^CChanukah's eight nights t^Goo l^Fong I hate ^Clove, I hate ^Fyou, I h^Gate m^Fe ^G I hate ^Clove, I hate y^Fou, I h^Gate m^Ce