Adam Kay - London underground
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DSome people Bmlike to get a train to Dwork
Or drive Bmin a Beamer or a DMerc
Some guys Bmlike to travel in by Dbus
But I Bmcan't be bothered with the Bfuss today
GbmI'm gonna take by bike
Cause oBnce again the TGbmube's on strike
The Emgreedy bastards want F#extra pay for Bsitting on their Gbmarse all day
EEven though they earn F#3 k
So I'm Bstanding here in the Gbmpouring rain
EWhere the fuck's my Gbmfucking train
London BUnderground London Underground
They're all Emlazy fucking Gbmuseless cunts
London BUnderground London Underground
They're all Egreedy cunts
I want to Gbmshoot them all with a Brifle
DAll they Bmsay is Please mind the dDoors
And they Bmlearn that on the two day Dcourse
This job can Bmbe done by a four year Dold
They just Bmleave us freezing in the Bcold
What you smell is Gbmwhat you get
BBurger King and Gbmpiss and sweat
You Broast to death in the Gbmboiling heat
With Btourists treading on your Gbmfeet
And Bchewing gum on Gbmevery seat
So Bdon't tell me to Gbmmind the gap
I Ewant my fucking Gbmmoney back
London UBnderground London Underground
They're all Emfucking Gbmuseless cunts
London BUnderground London Underground
They're all Egreedy cunts
I want to Gbmshoot them all with a Brifle
Blalalala
Bmlalalala
BThe floors are sticky the sDeats are damp
Bevery platform has a Dfucking tramp
But the Edrivers get the Bday off when
GbmWe're all late for work again
London AbUnderground London Underground
Emwa wa wankers
they're all wankers
BLondon Underground
Take your EmOyster card
And Gbmshove it up your Barsehole