TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: Apples, I'm Home tune guitar down about 1/4 step G: 320033 A7: x02020 D: xx0232 Apples, I'm home (melody line B:-1-1-4-7)------------------| )Gonna grab A F*ck (B:-1-1-4-4-7)-| (Maybe play some hockey)

My ^Gmouth is a ^A7liar (beware) My ^Gfeet are on ^A7fire (who cares) I've ^Gnever been ^A7shy-er (i'm not scared) If ^Deveryone's bumping ^Garound ^A7Because ^GKnowers know to know a^A7nd ^GGoers go to go ^A7and ^GShow-ers show to show ^A7and ^DNo one's gonna ask your name When you ^Gfade into f^A7orever (^Gi can't figure out the^A7 lyrics to this line. can anyone help') ^GHow can anyone say right ^A7or wrong (i love you) ^DAnd then tell you you're ^Gok

Oh I loved the ground once And i kept my fingers warm Everything was true Everything was true When your

^GPenis fell apart ^A7and ^GNo one had a heart ^A7and ^GNo one had a chart ^A7to ^DShow you the right ^Gway ^A7You ^GHad to be a creatu^A7re ^GWithout specific featu^A7res ^GThere were no teac^A7hers ^DTo tell you what to s^Gay (rip out your guts)

outro: e--------------------------------------2----------| B-----------2-----------2-----------2--3----------| G-----------0-----------0-----------0--2----------| D-----0---0-------0---0-------0---0----0----------| A---2---2-------2---2-------2---2-----------------| E-3-----------3-----------3-----------------------| #----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: My Shadow Tags on Behind Tuned down 1/2 step C: x32010 G: 320003 F: 133211

Everything was ^Cwasted, ^Gtasted, ^Cface it ki^Cd ^FYou were never what they wante^Gd I'm a ^Cbird, i'm a ^Gtree, i'm a ^Cfish ^Coutside. The ^Ccity is a ^Gbreast dangl^Cing from the ^Csky Oh my ^Ffeet go where we show the ^Glogo my shadow tags on ^Cbehind ^G ^C ^G ^C

Oh the ^Cworld was never ^Gmeant to be the ^CBrooklyn ^CBridge ^CArcades and ^Gsoda and ^Ctulips ^C ^CChimneys and ^Ghouses and ^Cold thing^Cs ^CComputers and ^Gloving the ^Ccold thin^Cgs Oh my ^Ffeet go when we show the ^Glogo My shadow tags on ^Cbehind^G ^C ^G ^C

solo at 1:00 eb-------8-----7-----8----| Bb---------------------8--| Gb-7-8-9---9-8---8-9------| Db------------------------| Ab------------------------| Eb------------------------| eb-------1-----1---1---1-3-| Bb-------------------------| Gb-0-1-2---2-2---2---2-----| Db-------------------------| Ab-------------------------| Eb-------------------------| eb-------8-----7-----8----| Bb---------------------8--| Gb-7-8-9---9-8---8-9------| Db------------------------| Ab------------------------| Eb------------------------| eb-------8-----7-----8----| Bb---------------------8--| Gb-7-8-9---9-8---8-9------| Db------------------------| Ab------------------------| Eb------------------------| eb-------1-----1-----3-----3-| Bb---------------------------| Gb-0-1-2---2-2---2-4---4-4---| Db---------------------------| Ab---------------------------| Eb---------------------------| eb-------8-----7--8---3--8--| Bb----------------8---3--8--| Gb-7-8-9---9-8----9---4--9--| Db----------------10--5--10-| Ab----------------10--5--10-| Eb----------------8---3--8--| The solo melodies are played over the verses now.

Oh ti^Cme is like a ^Ggreen train ^Cof commuter^Cs ^FLove is a golden bath of computers I ^Cknow that every^Gone's got something ^Cthat they ^Cdo But ^Ci don't wanna ^Gbe obsole^Cte to yo^Cu F G C Oh^C i^G d^Con't want to carry my bag on one shoulder for you

Oh ^Cwhy is ^Gonce nev^Cer enou^Cgh' Why^C do i have t^Go cum s^Cticky stuf^Cf' I ^Cknow that everyo^Gne's got someth^Cing that they ^Cdo But ^Ci don't wanna ^Gbe obsole^Cte to yo^Cu F G C Oh ^Ci ^Gdo^Cn't want to carry my bag on one shoulder for you-oo

^CBartholemew bring me a fork There's a ^G7minstrel parade on tv Let the ^Clights glow, an excellent reason To ^G7stay home toni^Cght

^COh the old men wave their canes They have ^Emyesterday's brains And their ^Fworlds stop turning on sunday^Gs ^CThe young lives are clipped And ^Emsmudged on the rocks ^FDistorted and forg^Gotten

^CQuietly she enters the room But we ^G7can't talk, we can not be seen ^CReturning her new pair of jeans ^G7Just to stay home ^Ctonight

^COh the mirror always shows There's a ^Emstranger in my clothes ^FStanding on the third rai^Gl ^CLost at sea ^Emsearching for me And we ^Fdon't know how to ^Gsail

^CSo if you go to guitar store You will ^G7see me again

Holding the door

^CIt's an excellent night to sleep on the floor If you ^G7stay home ^Ctonight

^COh i saw you before In the ^Emguitar store ^FI was lonely, lazy and ^Guseless ^CAnd Bartholemew moans To the ^Emcounterfeit clones When he ^Ffeels like he's not a ^Ghuman

#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: Mozzarella Swastikas Adam uses an alternating bass pattern for the chords in this song. It looks something like this: For C chords: e---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--| B---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1--| G---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--| D-------2-----------2------| A-3-----------3------------| E--------------------------| For G7 chords: e---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1--| B---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--| G---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--| D--------------------------| A-------2-----------2------| E-3-----------3------------| For F chords: e---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1--| B---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1--| G---2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2--| D--------------------------| A-------3-----------3------| E-1-----------1------------| Intro: strum the c chord pattern Verse:

^CIn a land made of string where the h^G7ills are balls of twine and the doctor knits the sun down in a ^Cbaseball diamond mine

^Cand the mozzarella sweaters get s^G7ewn to the tits where the lump behind the sheet is where the ^Ctumor took a shit and i'll be getting ^Fhead under the ^Crainbow and i'll be getting ^Fhead under the ^Crainbow and i'll be getting ^Fhead C Am F G **see bottom of tab for detail** under the raaa-inbo-oh-w **on how adam ends the chorus **

^Cwell we came upon a cracker and we ^G7all came on this cracker

and the last one had to eat it

and she ^Cdid ^Cbut she threw it up like a whore and the ^G7sunshine stabbed right through her

like a whore on a skewer

in the ^Cwind

and i'll be getting ^Fhead under the ^Crainbow and i'll be getting ^Fhead under the ^Crainbow and i'll be getting ^Fhead C Am F G **see bottom of tab for detail** under the raaa-inbo-oh-w **on how adam ends the chorus **

^Cnow the king was reading comics when he ^G7stepped into some vomit

and he screamed like forty wolves

being burned a^Clive ^Cand i rode my dolpin adam and he ^G7fed my dolphin stars

he fed my dolphin stars

like you'd put ^Cgasoline in cars papa was ^Fsmart but mama said i ^Cwasn't now i've got a million ^Fdollars but who ^Cdoesn't'

gonna go to the ^Fgraveyard to get some beggin' ^Cdone ^Cgonna dig up ^Ammegan ^Fand cut o^Gut my ^Cson

End of chorus: e---0-------0----1---3--3-0---0--| B---1-------1----1---3------3----| G---0-------2----2---0-----------|back into c pattern D-----------2--------------------|for next verse A-3---3-2-0----------------------| E--------------1---3-------------| #----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: Dance with Me tune down 1/2 step G5: 355xxx Em5: 022xxx C5: x355xx D5: x577xx Intro: G5 Em5 C5 D5 G5 Verse:

^G5Heart and soul Baby ^Em5There's no goal ^C5Turn the lights on bright ^D5You're a rock and roll s^G5tar

Feel my love Coming from the heavens above When my eyes meet your eyes You know it's true Chorus:

^G5Baby come dance with me ^Em5Baby come dance with me-ee ^C5On tv a^D5t the tv stati^G5on

Baby come dance with me Baby come dance with me-ee On tv at the tv station You are lost and I'm at home And nobody wants to be here alone Ooo baby's in mint condition Man I'm doin' some dirty wishin' Let's both get on that rocket to the stars Baby come dance with me Baby come dance with me-ee On tv at the tv station Baby come dance with me Baby come dance with me-ee On tv at the tv station (repeat until fade) #----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: Computer Show Abm: 466444 Dbm: x46654 F#: 244322 Eb: x68886

Oh I^Abm stumbled in all wide-eyed ^DbmTo the computer show I ^F#didn't have a passport So they ^Ebturned me into snow ^EbThey turned me into snow

^AbmFollow you follow you follow you follow you ^DbmInto every store ^F#Follow you follow you follow you follow you ^EbTell me what i'm for ^EbTell me what i'm for

Oh I^Abm stumbled in all wide-eyed ^DbmTo the computer show I ^F#didn't have my passport So they ^Ebturned me into snow ^EbThey turned me into snow

^AbmFollow you follow you follow you follow you ^DbmInto every store ^F#Follow you follow you follow you follow you ^EbTell me what i'm for

^AbmYou caught my eye against your eye ^DbmDeep inside the crowd You ^F#hung me from the hooks inside My ^Ebasshole and my mouth ^EbMy asshole and my mouth

^AbmFollow you follow you follow you follow you ^DbmInto every store ^F#Follow you follow you follow you follow you ^EbTell me what i'm for ^EbTell me what i'm for

solo (1:44) follows this basic pattern (make sure to throw in a few accidentals): e-----4-------------------------------| B---4---4-5-7-5-4-2-------------------| G-------------------------------------| x2 D-6---------------------4-------------| A---------------------4---4-6-7-6-4-3-| E-------------------2-----------------|

I s^Abmtumbled in all wide-eyed ^DbmTo the computer show I ^F#didn't have my passport So they ^Ebturned me into snow ^EbThey turned me into snow ^EbThey turned me into snow ^EbTake me home with you ^EbTake me home with you

(random synth noises) You needed to read the computer magazine To know that you liked computers To go to the computer show To see me standing there To take me home with you I need to go home with you I can't go home without going home with you #----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: Her Father and Her tuned about 1/4 step down Bm: x24432 G: 355433 Basic picking pattern: Bm G Bm G e-----2-2--------------------2-2-----------------------| B-3---3-3-5------------2-3---3-3-5---------------------| G---4----------4-3-4-3-----4----------4-3-4-3---4-4-4--| D-----------------------------------------------5-5-5--| A-2-2-2-2-2--------------2-2-2-2-2---------------------| E------------3-3-3-3-3--------------3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-|

^BmFather owned the dating bar so ^Gmother ran the store ^BmWe all lived there together with the ^Garmy at the door ^BmNo one to do my laundry or to tell ^Gme that they're sure ^BmBut there really is no me and there's no ^Garmy at the door

^BmI hustle my way to your bedsi^Gde ^BmI ride on your body like a c^Gab ride ^BmI carry refreshments to the go^God guys ^BmI made the good guys some ^Ghome fries

^BmPardon me anyone where ^Gis the nearest shore ^BmWe're all in this together and the ^Gpolice are at the door ^BmSomeone do my laundry or ^Gsmash through the floor ^BmTo the tropical vacation burie^Gd underneath the store

^BmAnd I was your favorite b^Gullfighter ^BmWhose looks were new to your ^Geyes ^BmAnd i fell apart in that b^Gullfight ^BmWhere the dress was the sky to your^G thighs

^BmShe said that she had an ^Ghour ^BmHer father he was in the ^Gshower ^BmAnd she took me to her little ^Gtower ^BmAnd she showed me her little ^Gflower

^BmAnd just when i thought it was safe to put ^Gdown my pen ^BmShe said maybe i will let you fall in l^Gove with me again ^BmMaybe i will let you fall for ^Gloving me again ^BmThen she showed me her badge and i^G think she said then

^BmThat i don't have the heart to tell you not ^Gto come ^BmAnd everyone has hands just to ^Guse someone ^BmAnd it makes me feel just like ^Gold gum ^BmTo ride a fake horse into to^Gwn ^BmTo ride a lame horse into to^Gwn ^BmTo ride a dead horse into to^Gwn ^BmTo ride your big f*cking fake f*cking lame f*cking dead horse into tow^Gn

#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: Baby's Gonna Die Tonight Am: 577555 G: 355433 F: 133211 intro and verses e----------0--------------------| B--------1---1-----0---1-0------| G------2---------0---0-----2----| D----2-----------------------2--| A--0----------------------------| E--------------3----------------| Baby's gonna be alright

^AmAnd it don't mean^G I don't ^Flove ^Gyou ^AmWhen i pu^Gt a gun to y^Four fac^Ge ^AmIt just me^Gans I wanna g^Fet roug^Gh with you

Baby's gonna be alright #----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: Times Are Bad I emailed Adam about this song and he replied with the real chords and that his guitar probably out of tune for the recording. I'll tab up the chords he told me he played. To along with the cd, tune your guitar about 1/4 of a step up and substitute the chords this way: CD Tab F# (244322) | A (577655) E (022100) | G (355433) A (577655) | C (x35553)

Well, tim^Aes are bad^G And al^Cl the time you're feeling sa^Ad And peop^Ale are laug^Ghing ^CTelling you to go away^A And your ^Afeet are tru^Gdgin' You're ^Calways acting like a curmudge^Aon Well i ^Aknow i ^Gknow That it's ^Chard ^Bbhard ^Ahard

Well it's ^Ahard to walk arou^Gnd ^CFeeling like a circus c^Alown Grab a ^Abig bat^Gon And ^Ctwirl it like a magic ^Awand 'Cause your ^Gcards are d^Aealt And ^Ceverything is deeply ^Afelt Well i ^Aknow i ^Gknow That it's ^Chard ^Bbhard ^Ahard

And the pe^Aople that you lov^Ge Are attac^Cking you from abo^Ave And everyo^Ane that you t^Grust Is just s^Celling you a bucket of l^Aies Well ^Ajust belie^Gve That it's ^Call gonna be ^Aok Well i ^Aknow i ^Gknow That it's ^Chard ^Bbhard ^Ahard

Solo 1:55 e---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B------10-8-10-8-10-8-8/13-13-13-11-11-10-8-10-8-10-8-13-13-13-11-11-10-----| G-9/12----------------------------------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 2:13 e-/12-10-12-10-12-10-10/15-15-15-13-13-12---12-10-12-10-12-10-10/15-15-15-13-13-12-| B----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| #----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com Artist: Adam Green Album: Garfield Song: Can You See Me' F: 133211 Am: x02210 Bb: x13331 Gm: 355333 Cm: x35543 Dm: x57765 Eb: x68886 F7: 131211 Fingerpick the intro and verse chords like this- Intro: F Am Bb Gm Cm Dm Eb e-----1---1-----0---0----------------------------------------------------------6--| B-------1---------1-------3---3-------3---3--------3---3-----4---4-----6---6---8--| G---2---------2-------------3-----------3------------3---------5---------7-----8--| D-----------------------3-----------5------------3---------5---------7---------8--| A-----------0---------1---------0------------0-1---------3---------5-----------6--| E-1-------------------------------3--------3-----------------------------------x--| Bb F Gm Eb Bb Dm F Bb e---------------1---1------------6--------------------------------| B-----3---3-------1-------3---3--8------3---3-----6---6-----------| G-------3-----2-------------3----8--------3---------7-------------| D---3-------------------5--------8----3---------7---------0-------| A-1------------------------------6--1---------5---------3---3--1--| E-----------1---------3----------x--------------------------------|

^FIn a town, ^Amin a city, ^Bbin an eyeball, o^Gmn a rock ^BbIn a fence ^Cmwhere a goat ^Dmwas alone by h^Ebimself

^BbThere was a ^Fboy Who^Gm was the^Ebre ^BbA boy who built a ^Dmsnowman ^Fout of ^Bbhimself

^FI've been popping out of ^Amclosets in ^Bbrobin hood ^Gmsuits ^BbI've been spotted in ^Cmpictures with ^DmNavy r^Ebecruits ^BbLook at your ^Fcostume you ^Gmknow that it's ^Ebtrue ^BbAny o^Dmne could ^Fpop in as ^Bbyou

^FTry to untie your ^Amlips but they were ^Bbdouble knott^Gmed ^BbI tried to break into you ^Cmbrain but all the ^Dmentrances were ^Ebrotted ^BbIf the moon had ^Fminute hands it ^Gmwould have meant a ^Eblot Bb Dm F Bb (strum) But God would have made the moon as a clock.

(strum chords)

^BbLook, look, look at me doing this ^F7Look, look, look at me doing that ^GmLook, look, look at the way that i ^F7am

^Bbbye bye bye to the crazy ones ^F7bye bye bye to the crazy ones ^Gmbye bye bye to the crazy ^F7ones

^BbLook, look, look at me doing this ^F7Look, look, look at me doing that (2x) ^GmLook, look, look at the way that i ^F7am

(under heavy feedback and distortion) Look, look, look at me doing this Look, look, look at me doing that Look, look, look at the way that i am (one strum per chord for the rest of the song)

^BbBut if everybody was the best ^F7There would be so few of the rest ^GmOh the places where you've never been ^F7Oh the world was just a baby then

^BbA million ways you learn to cry ^F7When the boy's little waves pass you by ^GmOh never to be there again ^F7Oh the children where so old-fashioned then

^BbCoffins decked out on the street ^F7Who's the stranger with the purple feet' ^GmDon't i remember him from somewhere F7

before his feet lost his hair'

^BbBut if everyone is coffin-bound ^F7Then i'm so scared of being not around ^GmI'm so scared to never make a sound ^F7I'm so scared of being underground

Can you see me ^Bb ^F ^Bb

When I ^Bbwake up in the ^Fmorning I ^Bbsmell your ^Fsmell ^BbGod knows ^Fthat i'm n^Bbot doing ^Fwell You're my ^BbClementin^Fe, my sw^Bbeet sunsh^Fine A s^Bbparkling d^Fiamond i^Bbn your e^Fye

Chorus:

^CmBleeding heart, ^Bbmy bleeding heart ^CmWon't you cut out my ^Bbbleeding heart' ^CmOver the mountains by the ^Bbsea and the shore ^CmI hope you come knocking ^Fat my door

(same chord pattern for the rest of the song) Baby baby let's live in a shoe And I'll tell you some things that I used to do You're a broken book, a thievin' crook You stole my heart with just one look Bleeding heart, my bleeding heart Won't you cut out my bleeding heart' Over the mountains by the sea and the shore I hope you come knocking at my door You take my stuff and you make me blue You've got me so goddamned subdued And every day i hope and pray You'll stay with me while the skies are grey Bleeding heart, my bleeding heart Won't you cut out my bleeding heart' Over the mountains by the sea and the shore I hope you come knocking at my door (play intro until fade)

Adam Green - Garfield