Adam Green - Crackhouse blues

^C#Johnny please don't tell the people bout the bluebirds flight Wasting education on a Tuesday night ^G#Yes, you are my pussy, you're just being mean ^C#Covering up the muscle in your Jordash jeans ^BStick up the phone, who is it? ^G#Someone has come to visit ^C#Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues!

^C#Do the mashed potato till your feet glow green Got to sweep the floor to keep the crackhouse clean ^G#Took me to the movies, but the doctor said ^C#Leave him to get beaten by the black eyed meds

^BStick up the phone, who is it? ^G#Someone has come to visit ^C#Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues!^F#

^C#Now the captain ran for cover when the steamboats crashed Driving off the bridges cause they got no class ^G#Barbara's got my number, now I've got to run ^C#Pizzas to deliver in the crackhouse slum, you know...

^F#Sometimes when the night gets hot ^C#I search around for the crack I lost ^F#I wouldn't expect for you to notice me ^G#I would not expect you to say 'Johnny!'

^C#Do the mashed potato till your feet glow green Got to sweep the floor to keep the crackhouse clean ^G#Took me to the movies, but the doctor said ^C#Leave him to get beaten by the black eyed meds

^BStick up the phone like we do ^G#Someone has come to see you ^C#Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues!^F#