Adam Green - Bartholemew

^CBartholemew bring me a fork There's a ^G7minstrel parade on tv Let the ^Clights glow, an excellent reason To ^G7stay home toni^Cght

^COh the old men wave their canes They have ^Emyesterday's brains And their ^Fworlds stop turning on sunday^Gs ^CThe young lives are clipped And ^Emsmudged on the rocks ^FDistorted and forg^Gotten

^CQuietly she enters the room But we ^G7can't talk, we can not be seen ^CReturning her new pair of jeans ^G7Just to stay home ^Ctonight

^COh the mirror always shows There's a ^Emstranger in my clothes ^FStanding on the third rai^Gl ^CLost at sea ^Emsearching for me And we ^Fdon't know how to ^Gsail

^CSo if you go to guitar store You will ^G7see me again

^CIt's an excellent night to sleep on the floor If you ^G7stay home ^Ctonight

^COh i saw you before In the ^Emguitar store ^FI was lonely, lazy and ^Guseless ^CAnd Bartholemew moans To the ^Emcounterfeit clones When he ^Ffeels like he's not a ^Ghuman