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Intro (and Chorus) G E A A 3x then G E
GWhen I meEt you, you were jAust sixteen Pulling the wings off the flies When an old lady got hit by a truck I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes DYour sadistic suits Amy masochistic There's a wChip in my valise, oh yeah
GWho taught yEou to tortAure' Who taught ya' Who taught you to torture' Who taught ya' Who taught you to torture' Who taught ya' GWho taughtE you'
Describe the special punishment room Over my garage There's a whipping post, a vertical beam You have to be in charge I payed a packet for a new straight jacket There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah Who taught you to torture' Who taught ya' Who taught you to torture' Who taught ya' Who taught you to torture' Who taught ya' Who taught you' You put my head into the stocks And then you, you went to choose a cane But hey, your cat has got nine tails You like to leave me lame I can't thank her, my Sunday spanker There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah