10cc - The worst band in the world

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It's ^Bone thing to know it but a^Another to admit We're the ^Gmaj7worst band in the world But we ^Bdon't give a.... ^{C D E C D Bm/F# E}

If ^BGarbo played guitar with Valen^Atino on the drums Then ^Gmaj7we'd be nothing more than a ^Bbunch of darma bums So ^Ctune up,^{D E C}tune up^{D E C D Bm/F# C} Well we've never done a ^Ddays work in our life And our ^Ebrecords sell in zillions It ^Eirrigates my heart with ^Bmgreed To ^Aknow that you a^Caugdore ^Ab/Gbme Up ^Ayours, up ^Bbdimmine But up ^C#m7ev'rybody's that takes ^F#7time But we're ^Cworking on it^{D E C}Working on it^{D E} - ^COo-^Doo-^Bm/F#oo----^Eooh

We ^F#never seen the van - ^C#mleave it to the roadies ^F#Never met the roadies - ^C#mleave them in the van

^C#mAll ^C#m6be...^C#mcause ^C#m6of ^C#mcir...^C#m6cum...^C#mstan^C#m6ces ^C#mway ^C#m6bey..^C#mond ^C#m6con...^C#mtrol ^G#We ^G#augbe... ^G#came ^G#augthe ^G#dar.^G#auglings ^G#of ^G#augthis ^B7thing called rock and ^Broll, ^Baugooh

^EHere I am a record on a ^Ebaugjukebox A ^Elittle piece of plastic with a ^Chole, ^Dooh ^{E C}Play me^{D E C}Buy me and you ^Dplay me then my ^Bm/F#plastic turns to ^C#mgold ^{B Bsus4 B}

^EHere we are together on your ^Ebaughifi A ^Elittle piece of plastic with a ^Chole, ^Doh ^EFade me, ^{C D E}fade me, ^{C D E}fade me, ^{C D E}fade me [fade out]