10cc - The hospital song

^F/G[play 4x ^G] ^F/GNobody sends me birthday cards Nobody brings me flow^Gers ^F/GI'm just here for operations I've been out for ho^Gurs ^CWhen I come too I'll ^Fwet my ^Gbed `Cos ^Cwhen I get mad I ^Fsink so ^Glow As^Am7 matron ^G7/Bknows I get ^Goff on what you ^Cgive me, ^Amdarling ^Am/GI get ^Goff on what you ^Cgive to ^Amme Yeh, ^Am/GI get ^Goff on what you ^Cgive me, ^Amdarling ^Am/GI get ^Goff on what you ^Fgive to ^Cme

^CAnd when I go to that ^Fseedy ^F/Eward Up^F/D in the ^F/Csky ^F/DYou'll be ^F/Cwaiting ^F/DWith a^F/C hypo^F/Ddermic ^Fneedle And a ^Ebgraph

^AbHere ^Bbcomes ^Abthe ^Bbdark (I'm ^Bb7grateful for my anaesthetic) ^AbOut ^Bbgoes ^Abthe ^Bbspark (De^Bb7lirious and apathetic) ^CWhen I come to I'll ^Fwet my ^Gbed And ^Cwhen I get well I'll ^Ftake rev^Genge I'll ^Am7wreak my ^G7/Bwrath On ^Gall blood donors

Visiting time and flow^G7/Aers When ^Gsister brings that bedpan round I'll piss like April show^G7/Aers ^AmI ^Am/G get ^Goff on what you ^Cgive me, ^Amdarling I^Am/G get ^Goff on what you ^Cgive to ^Amme Yeh, I^Am/G get ^Goff on what you ^Cgive me, ^Amdarling ^Am/GI get ^Goff on what you ^Fgive to^C me

^AmI ^Am/G get ^Goff on what you ^Cgive me, ^Amdarling I^Am/G get ^Goff on what you ^Cgive to ^Amme Yeh, I^Am/G get ^Goff on what you ^Cgive me, ^Amdarling ^Am/GI get ^Goff on what you ^Fgive to ^Cme And when I ^C7go I'll die of ^Fplaster casting ^Ebmaj7love