10cc - Sand in my face

^G[ ^Gx4^{G# A} ] ^AI looked in the mirror (what did you see looking at you) I saw a nine stone weakling (What will you do?) Dynamic Tension waiting for you? Dynamic Tension make a man out of you

I ^Aopened my magazine (What did you see?) I saw Mr. France (What did he have?) A girl on each shoulder (What else?) And one in his pants Dynamic Tension can do this for you Dynamic Tension make a man out of ^AYou you you y^A7ou ^Dyou ^{Em11 D Em11 D}So our hero goes down to the ^Em11beach ^DHe's in real terrible sh^Em11ape ^DHis chick's been seen with big ^Em11Alex ^DThat mother kicked sand in his ^Em11face ^DNow let me tell you about ^Em11Alex ^{D Em11} He's got:^D Hands like ^Em11hams ^D Knees like ^Em11trees ^D200 ^Em11lbs of ^Asurfboard Hurcu^Gles......

^DMr. Atlas won't you ^Dmaj7bring her on back to ^Emme ^{A Em}I lost my girl down ^Aby the beach ^EmShe's with Alex and she's ^Aout of reach So ^Dplease Mr. ^AAtlas won't you ^Gbring her on back to me ^{D A G D}I saw your ^Abody in an ^Gadvert on T.^DV. ^{A G D}But what con^Avinced me was your ^Bmmoney back ^Gmguarantee

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Now ^AI'm stronger than Alex (Where is he now?) He's left in disgrace (Oh yeah?) Cos I took back my girlfriend (Ha, ha, ha, ha) And kicked sand in his face ^A(In his eyes, in his ears, in his ^A7nose) Dynamic ^ATension waiting for you Dynamic Tension make a man out of you Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension [fades]